Your username is how you die, how bad is it?

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Oh god

Oh shit.

We all know how they are going to kill you... or better, where

I get shot by richard stallman

ah damn - shouldn't have swapped those two letters

There's worse ways to go I guess

Depends... Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who's bob?

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

uh oh

🔥🥵

I die with a smile on my face

Spagettigification🫠

Sounds like a long, painful way to go

I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We have a city to burn.

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

- this is awesome

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

or perhaps stabbed by a table fork?

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

Not too bad, im alive in practice

Maybe you move into a quantum state of being both in theory and practice at the same time

Death by 304 minor injuries?
I could offer to you: HTTP Status 304: Not modified
Guess it would be easier to die from modification, though.

It's shocking.

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

Into the void I go

Some wanker on a bike

at least there's dirt

Oh god oh fuck

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

A bit excessive, don't you think?

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥

Same, I guess I have to fight an evil clone of myself or something.
- To be fair, it does seem like there’s at least 326 others, maybe more, so that doesn’t seem unlikely
suicide? or you die to a clone of yourself? idk
There's a Mortal Kombat character with the same name, so…you lose a mirror match. Fatality.
This

In a bombastic manner

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

Five Pebbles

I died as I lived

Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.

no bueno.

Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

    
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

pretty bad

Yes

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

You're the guy who's crushed by a building while Godzilla fights something else
- Haha, I'll take it!

Confusing

I...I don't even know how this would work.

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

hey, it's going to be quick :)

I do love clean socks....

It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.

If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

Always knew I was destined for hell.

I'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward

It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!

Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

pretty warm and crispy

Classy

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

You get eaten by that big jumping fish in Super Mario Bros 3.

Death goes viral, probably

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

Looks like I am drowning...

Cute but full of shit

Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO

Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

I died the way I lived, incompetently.

Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car

A lot of sass in the best case.

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

Cârcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that's another inconvenient way you might go
- Sounds about right.

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

you would be deep fried, presumably

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

Very bad

Pingveno is Esperanto for penguin. I guess I get cuted to death.
- Hahaha

Probably the sound I'll make when I die?

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

either that or starvation

Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.

...

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

Be yourself I guess

Interesting.

Delicious

Following this man to the gates of hell.

I'm guessing pretty bad...

Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)

I died who I am

sticky and horrid

Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

Absolutely enraging.

there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least

I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.

Yeah, like a bear with balance

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

Death by snusnu!

This is the best way I could've every gone.

Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

Accurate, I suspect.

Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.

i should avoid sea food

Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.