:)
Oh god
Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
I die with a smile on my face
I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!
Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess
If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(
Into the void I go
It's shocking.
Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?
Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
Oh god oh fuck
A bit excessive, don't you think?
I died as I lived
In a bombastic manner
at least there's dirt
I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
Some wanker on a bike
I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.
I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.
A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?
My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.
Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?
Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.
I...I don't even know how this would work.
I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.
Confusing
It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.
Yes
I do love clean socks....
pretty bad
I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
hey, it's going to be quick :)
pretty warm and crispy
...
I died the way I lived, incompetently.
Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.
Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.
My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.
Looks like I am drowning...
Well at least there's somebody there when I die.
I'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward
If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed
Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world
Cute but full of shit
Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO
Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car
It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!
A lot of sass in the best case.
Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...
Death goes viral, probably
Classy
Probably the sound I'll make when I die?
Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.
Always knew I was destined for hell.
I died who I am
Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia
This is the best way I could've every gone.
I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?
Be yourself I guess
Interesting.
Following this man to the gates of hell.
I'm guessing pretty bad...
Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)
Delicious
sticky and horrid
there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least
Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?
Guess I'll need to beware
A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.
I‘m just the average normal guy
It's terrible
I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver
In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.
Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.
I mean… 😬
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.
I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)
Pretty peacefully, I'd say.
Adorrible
I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
Not entirely sure how it would work honestly
Accurate, I suspect.
Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.
i should avoid sea food
A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.
(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)
I don't know, but I'm a captain so I might be able to find my way out
