Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?

Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.
Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.
- The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.
- Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.
  And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.
- Angry upvote
Somehow, I agree to ravioli=dumpling but can’t go as far as saying that pop-tart equals anything in that category
- Poptart seems more like a turnover to me.

https://cuberule.com/

I raise with
https://saladtheory.github.io/
- Cube rule does it better.
You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.
😂
I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days
This is absolutely beautiful. 🥲 🧑‍🍳 💋
Yep, steak is a salad.

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

Pop-tarts are calzones.
This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.
Greek salad is fruit salad
True.
Paris sucks
Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.
Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good
It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.
- The chik fil a line moves fast, but isn't worth it.
  They do have the best spicy chicken sandwich, but everything else is on par with other shitty fast food.
Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere
Man, I don't think I could be bothered to fight about any of those.
I'd laugh at the pop tarts one (that's a good one), the rest, meh.
I mean Paris is cool and all, but what a shit show with the insane traffic (like any large city). The food is fantastic though.
- Best food I had in Paris was Belgian. Best bar was Irish. Art..sure, OK.
  France in general I really like. Loooove the south. Paris is overrated AF and riding high on reputation from 1870-1943.
Paris sucks
Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians
Greek salad is a fruit salad
Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich
- To be fair, I love a Greek salad, and make myself one once a week when none else is looking.
  But...a sandwich? How so?
As a Parisian: Paris is fucking amazing but Parisians suck a lot and well.
- Could just be me or just bad luck last time I was there. I really liked Bordeaux, but I also love a port town. Strasbourg, Pézenas, enjoyed them both.
I have no idea about Paris due to not having any experience.
The rest are accurate.
I like chick fil a's macaroni but their chicken is too soft for me.
So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.
But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting
- It's top to bottom mediocre. I will die on this hill.
  Popeye's, Zaxby's, hell even Church's are better.
Doesn't a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two "sheets" of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?
- The cube rule only cares about starch location.

It's pronounced data.

0.999.. and 1 are equal

1 / 3 = 0.333...
0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...
0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...
1 = 0.999...
No fight here
Number values are mere suggestions that approximate measurements to a very high degree and try to quantify an infinitely variable universe
both completely factually correct and bullshit

I only need 2:

JavaScript frameworks

I won't react
- That's showing some backbone
I have to work with Angular so
Anything but Angular

Cats are better than dogs

People shouldn't keep pets
Dogs or cats... hate both.
- Irrelevant.
  Which is better?
- Cats and dogs are both better than you

Purple is a flavor

That's grape.
Blue is a flavor, and it's yucky.
- NyQuil is blue flavored.
  So are blue raspberry icees.
  Icees taste like NyQuil.
- Blue is sour
Only for liquids.

That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.

Raviolo is a large ravioli

https://cuberule.com/

Only cube theory I subscribe to

Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

Where does steak fall into these classifications?
- Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce
A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

But... Isn't this a dash?
- pop•
  tarts
https://trademarks.justia.com/854/44/pop-85444103.html apparently it's the canon name and I hate that.

Punishment is ineffective long-term

Roller skates count as vehicles

A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

Pineapple on pizza

For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.
- I quite like pineapple and feta. Nice sweet and salty combo.
- I honestly like 'Hawaiian' pizza, but I've had what you describe here and its damn good as well!
I like it more than pineapple anywhere else.

I don't like Arch Linux

they said no politics
It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

Ravioli is a sandwich.

A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.
Closer to a crustable
It's an empanada.
no a sandwich is a variation of pop tart.

or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

Ravioli are mini pop tarts!
Ravioli is just a tart or pasty made out of pasta. Like so many people, they invert the origin.
No, I didn't do any research to back up that assertion. Why would you ask?

Pour milk first, then cereal.

That does make me angry and I have no idea why.
This is so wrong.

Corn.

Tomatoes.

Fruit? Vegetable?

No.

Fruigetable.

Fruigetable
That is a terrible terrible word. Take my angry upvote and get outta here. Disgusting.
- Ketchup is a corn+tomato fruigetable smoothie, HFCS babyyyyyyy!

Tool is overrated, fight me

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust". And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus

That is six words.

Channeling Ovidus:

Sex gets better past 35.

Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

raviolus
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure all first year students learn that one at Hogwarts.
Raviolo

A hotdog is not a sandwich

…which is a sandwich.

It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.
- Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!
- Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.
- What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

AI is a great invention

Agree, AI will be a human's greatest invention if we use them at the correct places. LLM IS NOT AN AI
- Fucking seriously this!
  Nothing is ai yet.
  What we have is very resource intensive machine learning. When I first heard about machine learning it was because it created an equation that solved the double pendulum experiment. But it's kinda useless to us cause we don't understand how the equation works. I thought we were going to get high level protein folding figurer outers. But instead we got :: checks my notes:: a charging that can't even pass the Turing test...
  We don't deserve the magic of electricity.

I'm perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.

However, if we're going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there's fat in the dough.

I'm going with pop tarts do not have enough fat in the dough, haha
Dumplings are certainly not pies.

If a pop-tart is a ravioli, have you tried drowning it in tomato sauce and gratinee it with mozarella?

if by tomato sauce you mean frosting or nutella or jam, and by mozzarella you mean chocolate shavings or bits of sweet fruit or powdered sugar....
yes.

H2G2 is not funny.
Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
EDIT: Wait, I have more:
GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.
In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!
Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.
Yep, we're all 100% sure that new ride will just scream 'I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.'

Only children stand to wipe.

Pineapple banana pizza.

Kiwi pizza
Reminds me of that "Doug" episode.
- But it's seriously sweet savory tasty with Mascarpone and a mild grated cheese.

Data is the singular.

Literal also means figurative.

Alcohol is a weak person's drug

Bzzzp. Sorry, that's six words.
- Fight still started though ✅️
- People on the cool drugs don't care about your silly rules!
Have you tried fent?
- It separates the people with heart problems from the people who will have heart problems!
Alcohol: weak person's drug.
Ftfy

"Hey, wanna fight?

Raviolo

Pop-tart is 2 words

let's fight.

i would not boil poptarts

By this logic, so is pie and any donut with a filling.

I'm not putting marinara sauce on pies and donuts.
On a chocolate pop tart, that's as close to heaven as you'll get without Kurt Cobain's shotgun.

Cum jars are smelly

Italian food is cheating!

Spaghetti carbonara with heavy cream.

Not sure why tasty is cheating, but cool.
- It’s not about taste, it’s about the culture around Italian food. For some reason, Italian food lovers are extremely aggressive about protecting their favourite cuisine from “inauthentic” recipes.

Electric bikes are just rascals for younger people

Who can define what a ravioli is, is a complex sociological and political topic. The statement is only funny because it bulldozes tradition in the name of absurdism. And there's probably some point about capitalism somewhere in there.

So this involves politics.