Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
The rest of the world should take this approach. If everyone just plain ignored and ghosts the US’s emissaries it would be pretty funny.
Not just their emissaries. Ghost everyone up to FatBoy Tangerine, and beyond.
If there is ever another voted in president and this new 'leader' is a decent person, not just a tRUMP puppet. Then ghost them as well for allowing that orange turd to walk free after all the treasonous shit he pulled in his first term.
Based and punitive pilled
Well now he ghosted all of us.
Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin's immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The "refuses to elaborate" is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it's off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it's actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
"tell Vance he can schedule any time after Monday"
Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag
Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag
Love,
-The Pope
Bullshit article, they met: https://www.vaticannews.va/it/papa/news/2025-04/jd-vance-incontro-papa-francesco-santa-marta-pasqua.html
Not bullshit, he was refused an audience the day before, which is what this article is referring to
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-daily-boulder-bias/
Can we make this site judge what Trump says? Would be so funny.
Yeah, I came here after seing them doing a photo OP and exchanging presents.
Dude all but endorsed Trump, called Harris a baby killer. Fuck him and his nonsense organization.
Of course popes have a wonderful history of supporting authoritarian monsters.
Just look up this pope’s history during the Argentinian coup. This isn’t his first rodeo.
It's often their role to sort of placate those in charge and just ride it out.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crkdmdg78jgo
I think he called both of them terrible.
But ya gotta admit Vance deserved it from his perspective and that's saying something
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I'm not sure.
Wine, it's pretty funny wording in hindsight.
Holy Ghost?
Ghosts... I'm going to hell, but i approve of the terminology
Guy only has hours left alive, he shouldn’t be cursed to speak to an American fascist cunt.
Well this comment was the last thing I read before seeing he died about 7 hours ago, guess you were right
The Catholic Church has never lived down its association with the last Nazis that rose to power, they aren't making that mistake again.
"Fuck those guys." - current Pope.
The catholic church strongly opposed the Nazis. A lot of christians were killed by the Nazis because of this. The pope is more like: like: "Fuck, not those guys again"
I was gonna say, IIRC the Nazis kept trying to hide in ancient cathedrals, because they thought the allies wouldn't bomb them. The Pope at the time told the allies to burn and bomb the Nazis out.
Indeed, read the book, "The Unholy Trinity."
I hear the Vatican has some very attractive furniture.
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
People are saying.
Cursed title
Pope's Ghost haunts JD Vance for not saying thank you
I'm impressed he didn't burst into flames.
That kind of power is not in the regular pope's hands.
And sadly I was unaware he was visiting.
Well, now he did.
I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
Sycophant narcissist 'JD' (born James Donald, changed to James David) decries woke pronouns.
No film at 11.
Did he change his middle name from Donald to David because he thought Donald was a stupid name?
Let's hope no rumors swirl that JD killed the pope with a contact poison
No, just cringe. The pope died of cringe.
Based Francis
You think that dipshit would manage to not somehow get it on himself before the Pope was even in the room?
I heard something about it being in his eyeliner
Did I not read a while back that he lost a fair amount of speech with his recent health troubles?
The Pope or Vance?
🤞
The Pope couldn't bear being so close to JD Vance, so he just gave up.
"I've only got a few hours left, I'm not talking to that pudding faced prick"
chances are high he also wouldn't have been able to finish the talks in a meaningful way due to his health condition.
"they didnt tell me how wonderful the vaticans taste in furniture was.....mmm..mmm..mmmm..."
He didn't want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Kudos to the Pope Francis and fuck Just Dumb. I would have sent the Swiss Guard and tossed his Russian supporting ass out of the Vatican.
I hate the Vatican but that's a total mob boss move.
Lol. You're only allowed to be that bad of a catholic if you were born one or at least have been one for a decade or two. Recent converts realizing catholicism isn't the aesthetic is funny
Excommunicate him
Biden and several other politicians have been denied communion for not being anti abortion.
Vance’s Catholicism is the kind of loser tradcath shit an atheist kid from 4chan converts to for the aesthetic and misogyny anyway.
Ex
💪
communicate
🙄
we all know the pope is a radical left lunatic activist pope. he should be impeached, and joe rogan should be the new pope. /s
Oh no, Vance got Vance'd... Lucky it wasn't televised for the whole world to see.
Anyways, can't wait for the snarky tantrum and projection condemning the Pope once he's far away.
Bet the poor Pope couldn't even attend because in addition to his health issues he must have felt the evil pressure oozing from Vance.
Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televise'd
Fix'd it for you
oh no, now I'm gonna get downvote'd
What kind of AI soft focus HDR Parks and Rec adjacent slop is this?
years ago, i came across the phrase "resting bitch face" online somewhere. i don't know in what context i read it or where, but i do remember being utterly confused by the concept. like, what even is that phrase supposed to mean?!
and that consternation had only deepened and strengthened right up to the recent past when photos of jd vance began to surface. now it's 100% clear what the author of that long-forgotten post must have meant when they typed out those three little words.
That is not really what that phrase means though. That phrase refers to people whose neutral facial expression makes them look like someone unfriendly when the person behind it is not. In Vance's case this is not true, his inside is just as ugly as his outside.
No, the phrase doesn't have anything to do with being misleading or not. It just means they look like a shitty, bitchy person on the outside. It may or may not be accurate. It definitely sometimes is not.
Yep the resting face is not a good judge of character, the active one is much more telling, and in Vance's case it's "self-righteousness without contentedness to back it up". You can't be discontent with yourself and at the same time think yourself to be the pinnacle of insight, at least not without a hefty dose of neurosis, that is.
Vance barely made a peep in public when p47 was inaugarated only made noise as directed by thiel, when trump/doge was facing alot of backlash for the firings and tariffs to distract the public.
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I'm just over here annoyed at people calling the Pope's continuing ability to live a 'miracle' when he's spent the last month in a hospital keeping his ass animated with advanced medical science that his church probably condemns every Sunday.
You'd be surprised
The Catholic Church actually accepts the reality of evolution and has its own telescope called Lucifer.
They also recently updated their stance on "gender ideology" to no longer be critical of transpeople, citing genuine medical need for transition.
Yeah there is plenty to hate about Catholics too (hey, pedophilia) --
-- But when it comes to like. Accepting reality and modernity? They are head, shoulders, and pectorals above the average Evangelical Church.
Yeah, I don't think that's what ghosting is. He just skipped the meeting. Ghosting would be not sending anyone.
He was given the Holy Ghost treatment. He stayed at the Holy Ghost suite.
Should have sprayed him with holy water, just in case.
The #pope? ⛪ He ded... ☠️ Amen. 🙏
Kek
the pope is a ghost. a chubby one. doesnt sound too good when he talks...like ghost noises. religion is weird.
Turns out this comment was right.
what service is the Confederates versus Catholic Church war going to be streamed on, and will I have to pay per episode or just for the series subscription?
I want to see JD Vanker of US meet (brother Wang) Wang ker Yi of China.
I want to see him meet Stockton Rush.
Guess he never said thank you.
fuck me, i'm just a peasant.
I mean, if you insist...
He Just Does Vanking himself.
He was wearing the wrong costume.
Donuts are the body of Christ.
Guess who died for his sins today.
He's a master of ghosting.