Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion

Pope meets with JD Vance.

Says the Trump admin's immigration policy is a grave sin.

Refuses to elaborate.

Dies.

Based Holiness.

Well now he ghosted all of us.

Pope ghosts

Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I'm not sure.

Guy only has hours left alive, he shouldn’t be cursed to speak to an American fascist cunt.

Turns out he was on his death bed and didn’t want to waste his last few hours. Solid dude.

Pope Ghosts JD Vance

This is a very unfortunate title.

Guess he never said thank you.

Cursed title

Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.

The rest of the world should take this approach. If everyone just plain ignored and ghosts the US’s emissaries it would be pretty funny.

I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died

And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole

But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.

Dude all but endorsed Trump, called Harris a baby killer. Fuck him and his nonsense organization.

Of course popes have a wonderful history of supporting authoritarian monsters.

He didn't want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.

"I've only got a few hours left, I'm not talking to that pudding faced prick"

Bullshit article, they met: https://www.vaticannews.va/it/papa/news/2025-04/jd-vance-incontro-papa-francesco-santa-marta-pasqua.html

Is "ghosts" really the most sensitive word for someone who's been on deaths door for a while now?

Edit - er. Well. Just seen today's news.

Let's hope no rumors swirl that JD killed the pope with a contact poison

The Pope couldn't bear being so close to JD Vance, so he just gave up.

Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag

I hear the Vatican has some very attractive furniture.

The Catholic Church has never lived down its association with the last Nazis that rose to power, they aren't making that mistake again.

"Fuck those guys." - current Pope.

I'm impressed he didn't burst into flames.

"they didnt tell me how wonderful the vaticans taste in furniture was.....mmm..mmm..mmmm..."

My opinion of the Pope just went up.

Kudos to the Pope Francis and fuck Just Dumb. I would have sent the Swiss Guard and tossed his Russian supporting ass out of the Vatican.

Did I not read a while back that he lost a fair amount of speech with his recent health troubles?

Sycophant narcissist 'JD' (born James Donald, changed to James David) decries woke pronouns.
No film at 11.

I hate the Vatican but that's a total mob boss move.

Vance barely made a peep in public when p47 was inaugarated only made noise as directed by thiel, when trump/doge was facing alot of backlash for the firings and tariffs to distract the public.

Lol. You're only allowed to be that bad of a catholic if you were born one or at least have been one for a decade or two. Recent converts realizing catholicism isn't the aesthetic is funny

we all know the pope is a radical left lunatic activist pope. he should be impeached, and joe rogan should be the new pope. /s

Excommunicate him

Oh no, Vance got Vance'd... Lucky it wasn't televised for the whole world to see.

Anyways, can't wait for the snarky tantrum and projection condemning the Pope once he's far away.

Bet the poor Pope couldn't even attend because in addition to his health issues he must have felt the evil pressure oozing from Vance.

years ago, i came across the phrase "resting bitch face" online somewhere. i don't know in what context i read it or where, but i do remember being utterly confused by the concept. like, what even is that phrase supposed to mean?!

and that consternation had only deepened and strengthened right up to the recent past when photos of jd vance began to surface. now it's 100% clear what the author of that long-forgotten post must have meant when they typed out those three little words.

The #pope? ⛪ He ded... ☠️ Amen. 🙏

This infringes on my trademark character "Ghost Pope". Image

*no idea how to embed an image.

I'm just over here annoyed at people calling the Pope's continuing ability to live a 'miracle' when he's spent the last month in a hospital keeping his ass animated with advanced medical science that his church probably condemns every Sunday.

Should have sprayed him with holy water, just in case.

Yeah, I don't think that's what ghosting is. He just skipped the meeting. Ghosting would be not sending anyone.

the pope is a ghost. a chubby one. doesnt sound too good when he talks...like ghost noises. religion is weird.

Kek

what service is the Confederates versus Catholic Church war going to be streamed on, and will I have to pay per episode or just for the series subscription?

I want to see JD Vanker of US meet (brother Wang) Wang ker Yi of China.