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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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Aquaman. His new day job will make conversations with fish seem exciting by comparison.

I wouldn't mind getting abducted by this Ultra Adorable Pup. Could modify the costume to turn it into a chest-burster while in belly rub position too.

Sidebar for the community says "be wary of spoilers" but there's no mention of a rule against them. For courtesy, I'd probably keep details minimal in the title but include a warning (e.g. 'S04E20 "Episode Title" discussion [spoilers]'). There's also spoiler tag markdown that you can use to hide the details unless a user chooses to view them:

        ::: spoiler The Spoiler
    I don't know, some pirate stuff.  
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Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We've all got our own priorities.

Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I'll be able to 3D print it.

I brought down all my department's services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I'll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven't visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won't regret tempting fate by saying that.

The mantle helps hide the fact that he's really three dogs with phenomenal core strength holding on to each other.

If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.

Give the tram operator a high-vis vest for the invulnerability buff, a set of orange retractable belt stanchions to create an impermeable barrier for innocent passersby, and enough TNT to clear the obstruction. May need to mend the tracks a little depending on placement constraints but it'll solve the problem at 69 hectometers per second.

This meowchine kills fascists.

They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won't complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what's left of) the Russians back to Russia though.

We're fucked and now it's a matter of determining how much fuckeder we're going to be.

Math class.

I will have one hell please, thank you.

I heard Barack Obama didn't go to work in either of the twin towers on 9/11 either. What did he know and when did he know it?

I've always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they'll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.

Yes.

They each get a spin on the Wheel of Bereavement. Prizes include a multi-pack of Cheetos, Lada (used), or a copy of The Sims 3 _{or an enlistment contract.}

Guess you'll have to leak secret military documents the old-fashioned way: posting them on the War Thunder forums.

Do it. Side benefit: campuses now have a designated vandalism zone, possibility containing damage that may otherwise have been done elsewhere. Line it with public toilets and dumpsters and terminate at a ROTC shooting range. Award bonus points for a neck shot on a humanoid target from the 130 meter line.