By executive order, everyone is now female 🎉

My man-tits now make a lot more sense. I think I'm going to make a stellar addition to the female gender. I'm off to find a local bar with a ladies night. See you there my fellow ladies.

Trump declares himself herself the first female President of the USA? 😳

(Edit: Excuse me Mrs. President, I had misgendered you.)

Technically no. They aren't male or female, they're undifferentiated. Since we're neither male nor female at conception, this order means males and females don't actually exist at all.

I think this is actually more gender abolitionist if you think about it. No one is producing reproductive cells/gametes at conception. They begin by producing undifferentiated stem cells that will later specialize into all of the other cell types.

Male and female now officially retired. Rejoice!

Turns out they were always asking, "What is a woman?" because they had no idea either.

I'm on board with this new one gender policy.

I didn't consider this option, but it seems to be an easy fix to the whole gender thing. Everyone is female. period. *(no pun intended)

Hello ladies

Silly Matthew, still believing that words written by Trump's administration mean anything...
Same mistake many opponents of the Nazis made in the beginning.
Fascists don't play by the rules, whatever they say or write only has meaning as long as it benefits them.
When you point out inconsistencies in what they wrote yesterday, they laugh at you. And then they shoot you.

AFAT: Assigned Female At Trump

That should simplify things.

Listen I get that these people have never taken a science class, but I damn well know at least some of them watched Jurassic Park.

It's cool and all to dunk on their logical fallacies, but don't think for one second that their poor wording will stop them from enacting untold violence against trans people.

...that's not how that works.

Early stages of development are bipotential, which means they could develop either way, they're not initially female.

Around 6-7 weeks, if carrying a Y chromosome carrying the gene SRY, they develop into testes. If there are two X chromosomes, then ovaries develop.

Now, I'm not gonna disagree with this but I reckon it's a bit confusing to be changed so suddenly.

Can we have an adaptation period? It's gonna be tough to break the habit in such short notice.

I suppose there is also the argument to be made that Trump made everyone nonbinary, as a zygote has no apparent sex characteristics or gamete production, being a single cell.

Trump increases the wage gap rather unconventionally.

Project 2025 essentially classifies women as second-class citizens.

This executive order essentially classifies all citizens as women.

Precedent essentially exempts millionaires & billionaires from legal prosecution.

All non-wealthy people are now vassals or less. Welcome to feudalism 2.0.

What a roundabout way to get unisex bathrooms.

Congratulations to women, your public bathrooms will be less crowded. To my trans brothers and sisters, see you at the sink!

To all newly inducted members, I think I can speak on our collective behalf when I say “slay.”

They will probably correct it to say ” when life starts”. Problem solved!

"The sex that produces the small reproducive cell"

JFC, that is so mind bogglingly stupid.

y hallo my new fellow laydees

The fem-cel community has already accepted me even though I'm a cis straight white guy who's asexual (so voluntarily celibate) but I'm happy I can now finally check one box and accept myself as a femcel.

Hate to break it to you gals, but congrats to Trump for becoming the first female president!

What are the shenanigans that you could get up to with this in a lawsuit? Sue to abolish need to sign up for Selective Service - since there are no men any more?

Trump abolished gender reveal parties, which is kinda positive honestly

Yipeeee :3

(Sucks for my ftm homies tho)

Grammer nazis are gonna love this. It's "Mrs you're making a scene" not "sir you're making a scene"

What if due to age, condition or procedure you don't produce any?

I feel even if they went with this, there could be better ways to define it.

Trans women loves this one weird trick that trans men hate!

fuck those six weeks

This was the only possibility for the Incel Movement to ever get touched by a women female. Congrats to them.

I was under the impression that the sperm that fertilizes the egg carries either an X chromosome or Y chromosome and that's what determines male or female. So that would mean conception is in fact when this gets decided, no? What am I missing here?

The oligarchs will just use that as another excuse to cut everyone's pay and for the sexual assaults.

I for one accept my new government assigned gender!

Now when are they passing that government assigned discord kitten legislation?

Best news I've heard all week.

Are we moving to inspecting genetalia? Can you be both a woman and a man in Trump’s America?

"All female employees must pose nude if requested"

Someone should go to the DMV and have their license changed to female lol.

So now there will finally be wage equality. All the previous males will be getting a 23% pay cut.

Does this not mean there are no makes or females in the US, only undefined?

What I understand about the "intention of the text" is that:

• XY: male.
• XX: female.

People who's body or mind don't match with their genes would then be a male or a female with one or a combination of hormonal, developmental, or psychological issues.

Will they start by playing every previous Male 30% less?

Maybe this will help now to make visible the issues of the new female population

The new female population makes up, worldwide about 75% to 80% of all the suicides

They also die nearly 6 years before the old female population

The new female population, also gripes with mental health professionals usually offering the same options for treatment to old and new female population.

Not only that, when controlling for job title, experience and education as well as number of hours worked the pay gap is only 1%, between the old female population, which in that case earn 99 cents for each dollar earned by each member of the new female population.

That's not true though. Sex is defined by the chromosomes, not the organs and they don't suddenly change after 6 weeks. This definition however leaves intersexual people out, but that's certainly intentional

Really, I’m a lady now? How so?