Aeao @ Aeao @lemmy.world

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Had a McDonald’s chicken nugget the other day. Entirely bone.

Not catching things. I worked at a leather shop with a lot of very sharp things.

I will just watch stuff fall. Even if it’s a friend tossing me my keys or something. Watch it sail thru the air and land right on the ground. Then I normally say “don’t throw shit at me” as their regular reminder that my instinct isn’t to catch things.

Also the phrase “heads up” doesn’t encourage me to catch something either. It encourages me to check the position of me feet for possible stabs.

The dems are the ones pushing to release them goofball. How could we delete anything when it’s trumps people hoarding all the files?

A mime?

New York City should put on an amazing Woodstock style show for that night instead.

I’m sure they could get plenty of bands to come out just to prove a point.

I once knew a guy named Irish.

He absolutely wasn’t named Irish and no one else called him Irish…

I’m just easy going and lazy. He said his name Was Irish to me. I memorized Irish. I’m calling him Irish because he told me his name was Irish. Fuck it.

Maybe you want… feedback…

Totally a tex story.

Guy named mop

Was that his real name a nickname? Who cares. I know the dogs name tho! The brisket was good and if he called on me I guess I’d stand up.

I’m saying “I don’t want to get shot… but I’m not afraid of getting shot. Texas is Texas but a stranger is a stranger. Let’s hit this fishing spot together first

Exactly! It’s helpful it’s just… “you in some kind of hurry?”

As for your fishing spot. I’ll answer in Texan

“Sounds great but I know how people enjoy a good spot once they found it. We’ll head out sometime together. You bring the beer.”

I feel the need to do a Texas one as a Texan

Tex: you must be lost

Person: yes I was traveling…. Looking for… do you know

Long silence

Tex: yep… see I knew you were probably lost. When I saw your car I told my buddy bubba over bubba tips his hat “hey bubba I think he’s lost. Probably looking for the highway.” Are ya… looking for the highway that is.

Person: yes

Tex: ya. That’s what I figured. (Long silence but right before you say something else) you’re probably gonna want to take that road there. It’ll get you to Edna.

Person: is the highway in Edna?

Tex: no, but… you should probably go thru Edna. Less trouble that way. Then you’ll see where the old windmill used to be. Make a left”

Person: left… to the highway?

Tex: no… but that’ll get you to fire station

Person: do I need the fire station

Bubba laughs

Tex: bubba! No but you’re going to need their help with the tree that fell back in August . You didn’t really think you could move a tree that size with (gestures judgingly at your car. Regardless of the make or model) that… thing…

Bubba laughs

Tex: Bubba!

Person: uhh okay… thank you… I guess I’ll head to that fire station.

That conversation took an hour and a half but they fed you. also you have to come back next season because Mary lost her husband and you gotta do your due to help out. Then you end up just living there because after every time you help someone says “I suppose you’ll be off then won’cha. I can’t say I blame ya”

How can you leave after that?! It’s so passively judgmental!

Edit (might be adding a hat to hat here but I’m trying to reach peak texan): The good news is you can legally wear cowboy boots now and you measure a lot of thing by “heads” for quantity or “hand” for size. Plus if you ever don’t want to answer a question you can just gaze off into the distance and say “I don’t claim to know but if I’ve learned a damn thing in these dusty years is that you’ll find your answer right out there. when those answers want to find you I can’t rightly say… I’d be a damn fool to try”

I saw some video where a guys like “if I could have 3 superpowers… invisibility, time stop, and untraceable dna”

Timing is everything. In bed and out.

Modifying many electronics

Really depends on the girl. I knew a girl once who wanted the grip of my gun in her. Well she wanted the other end but I believe in always treating a gun like it’s loaded. So we settled on the grip.

Whatever you are into their is someone out there into it too.

That girl is a teacher now.

It’s your road to growth. If you can do it all except the sugar you are still doing better than you were before.

You can always tackle the sugar problem down the road when you’re ready to.

Variety is good in general but I can tell you about potassium. If you have too much you die, if you have to little you die.

I’m sure it’s possible to eat so many bananas it kills you but I don’t think it really anything most people need to think about.

But variety in diet is super important

I feel like you could follow every headline about trump with “and no one knows why”

It’s practically implied at this point

A while back someone on Facebook was complaining about some funeral or something being paid for by taxes and my response was “I’ll send you your nickel if you shut up”

My point is the same here. Even if you got a 39 day refund i wouldn’t be that much. How much federal taxes are you really paying per day?

Edit: im not telling you to shut up btw. Im just saying tax is like at 10 percent right? Minus out the cost for the services that are functioning still. Like schools and police and what not… how much is left to be refunded?I’ve also gotten refunds for outages before and they are normally pretty small as well.

Last edit: I was just thinking the reason I probably call a refund kinda silly is because I don’t really mind paying taxes. I don’t like how the taxes are used all the time but I don’t really want the money back. I want it used for food and libraries and shit. I don’t want a 39 day refund, I want the parks opened. So that’s probably why i think refunds for it are kinda silly. Taxes aren’t the problem.

And they called TB consumption