Aeao @ Aeao @lemmy.world

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There’s a chance I may have commuted some light… treason….

I’ll leave you with the words of the group “immortal technique “ in their song “4th branch”

“Turn off the news and read nigga. READ. Read.”

Buddy open your eyes!

Trump has been struggling as much as can to be a king. He’s been trying since day one!

Despite his mind controlled cult member following him blindly…. He still can’t make it happen. He keeps hitting roadblocks from us.

Yes, he’s making more progress than we’d like but you are a damn fool if you think things like the broken escalator aren’t hurting him. You’re a fool to not see he lost a lot of people already over Epstein.

You are a fool if you don’t see how someone like trump looks like a silly little baby compared to Putin or any other strong man dictator.

Looking foolish even for a moment hurts him very badly. It slows him down considerably.

The book “power broker”. The most powerful man in all of New York City (probably ever) was taken down by some moms standing in a park and blocking his bulldozer. That mother fucker battle sitting presidents and won, that guy walked all over mayors and governors, he wiped out entire neighborhoods and permentally blocked beach access to most of New York. He was a titan! He was defeated by looking foolish. He was destroyed by moms in a park. YOU CLEARLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW DICTATORSHIPS WORK!

Sorry I can’t snap my fingers and make the world perfect for you. We are fighting against tyranny. It’s a long slow battle. Don’t discredit our wins as an attempt to stop us. We don’t buy what you’re selling.

Yeah I actually paid for the full version of mine… even though it’s always Venus

It didn’t mention the star finder apps!

Save yourself the money and time. It’s Venus. That cool star you’re looking at? Yeah that’s Venus. Just trust me.

Honestly don’t use any guide book or advice. If you aren’t 100 percent sure on your own maybe just walk away.

My self personally… even if I was 99.999 percent sure it still wouldn’t be worth the risk. I’ll just buy some mushrooms.

That doesn’t look like 36 inches

That’s why he can’t seem to quite grasp power like he wants. He even lost his re-election the first time.

My boy vlad in Russia locked that shit down quick.

You clearly don’t know how dictators work.

You ever see Vladimir Putin get stuck on an elevator? No he’d have tha footage scrubbed and everyone who saw it shot.

You have to maintain a certain image if you want to be king.

I so badly want to send this to my brother. Him and his wife both have wrist tattoos of that.

They also once cornered me to explain the cabal of trans teenagers are brainwashing people into being gay… this conversation happened about 2 hours after our dad because I said if he mentioned anything negative about my son being gay I’d deck him.

I’m sure he would be thrilled at this meme.

I’m not actually going to send it tho because then I’ll have to talk to him about q-anon or some bullshit. It would be funny tho.

If you’re curious to my reply that day: “you lost me with cabal and teenager. I have teenagers. They aren’t pulling the strings in this world. They don’t even understand themselves yet. There’s no shadowy teenager organizations”

At Disney we called vomit “protein spill”. The product we used wasn’t cat litter exactly… but it was essentially cat litter yes.

When I managed dollar trees we also used cat litter when someone spills a whole bottle of soap. It’s impossible to mop up shit tons of soap.

That’s the part that always stuck out to me. I mean the whole thing is silly but why would the litter box be IN the classroom?

Cats can go to different rooms???? Who keeps thier litter boxes in the main rooms? Why wouldn’t this fake school put the litter box in a stall in the bathroom?

When I was a kid I talked like a pirate for a week. Kids have this wonderful thing called “imagination”. It’s pretty normal.

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection

If I remember correctly he was also kinda a creep. Stalking women and what not.

If you want a good con look up the story about England’s brief #1 restaurant the shed at dulwich

Dude made a fake restaurant that became #1 on trip advisor even though it never existed. He then did one fake day of operation where he served microwave tv diners. Then when he was found out he did a bunch of interviews…. Except he didn’t, he hired actors to pretend to be him.

That’s the kinda con man I like.

Email your representatives.

If it makes you feel better (assuming you meant any of that)

I think reform is coming. We saw it with Hollywood. For the longest time that was also a joke “you wanna be a star don’cha?”.

Humor is pain. You won’t find a single joke that isn’t based entirely around pain of some kind. It’s one of the ways we process emotions and it’s one of the easier ways to talk about difficult subjects. It can and always has been a doorway to the eventual discussion.

So hopefully that helps.

Some examples:

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. The humor is “it was an easy and obvious answer you fool!”
2. the other night as I lied in bed looking up at the stars and the infinite cosmos I couldn’t help but wonder… what the fuck happened to my ceiling. The humor is the thing you thought was coming didn’t happen and now you are shocked and briefly confused.
3. my mother never breast fed me. She said she always considered me more of a friend. The humor is Rodney dangerfields mother didn’t love him.

“I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
\ But CNN referred to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
\ Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
\ Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse

While he masturbates to photos of livestock
\ He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian rock
\ Eats feces and quotes from 'Deliverance'
\ And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince”

That’s a good answer.

I wasn’t trying to back you into a corner or anything but I wasn’t expecting an answer I would nod along too.

I left the lds church because it doesn’t line up with the teachings of Jesus. I still consider myself lds and I think the rest of the church is “former”.

The church went stupid, not god.

A good example:

I believe this is gods country, therefore everyone is invited and welcomed regardless of who they are. We are commanded to love each other and I love you all. I believe in open borders, universal healthcare, social safety nets, and that people should be accepted for who they are. I’m pro choice, your first breath is when life begins, not conception.

Ii get confused listening to podcast a story of a trans person. It can get really confusing between pretransition and post or when talking about stuff. Authors handle it differently still be like

“Then they taunted with him with ‘ugly mike!’ But Rebecca knew she would prove them wrong the following year”

Luckily every trans person I’ve met in real life is happy if you just put in the effort to try. I’ve never been yelled at for a mistake just kindly corrected and I apologize. Very civil.