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10mo ago

Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash.

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10mo ago

Cowbell

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Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?
- I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…
  
  Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.
Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke
- Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.
  
  How does he look?
- Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  
  I asked German translate if it could help me out, and it politely responded:
  “Das wird nicht passieren.”
  Huh.
- No no no......it's the tickle monster. It's like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
- Yeah, I'm sure it's some sort of expensive hobby he's addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.
- Braaaaaaaaaaaap!
Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!
Turns out it's Man.
- People are technically sexually transmitted diseases
- Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection
  
  By increasingly expanding the population?
Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.
- C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.
It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.
- it's crazy how there's no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that
Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.
- I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.
  One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.
  
  Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
I have this tattooed on my back
- Okay... Well... We'll just put you on the "do not ever fuck" list.
  
  That is absolutely for the best
*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."
That's an amazing name for a horse.
People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.
It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out
thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.
- Just crash into me daddy
  
  Dave? Is that you??
- Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.
Have you tried using more cowbell?
Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
GOP philosophy?
- The good news is that on a long enough timeline, life guarantees that all diseases have one cure by default, even that one.
  The bad news is that it’s a fuck of long timeline.
- I read this as OOP philosophy 😂
a disease which has no cure
Thrill-seeking recklessness.
is it stupidity?
It carries coffee addiction
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
I need Bad, BAD medicine
Babies?
Just some humans
Dirtbikes!

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