... they sometimes turn away in the middle of smiling at you because they're so overwhelmed by joy they can't handle all the emotion and have to regulate like Warren G and Nate Dogg.
"My god! What did you get?"
"Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.
Utopia Planitia looks more rustic than I thought it'd be!
Makes the 32-bit original one of the most 'complete' versions
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The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.
"Alright app, summarize Matthew 5:38-40 for me."
"It is unwise to respond to violence with violence because it may lead to an endless cycle of retaliation."
"Hey, this thing is BROKEN!"
I don't have a problem with simplified versions of texts -- archaic language, ornamented prose, and obsolete cultural references shouldn't stand in the way of someone having access to the ideas contained in great literature. But I like it when people do the simplifying--like "Reader's Digest" versions, or Cliff's Notes, or whatever. It's a skilled profession that already doesn't get the credit it deserves, and I worry AI will eclipse human work with voluminous inferior results.
Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, "Look at how happy those ducks are!"
The second monk said, "You are not a duck. You can't know if they are happy."
The first monk replied, "You are not me. You can't know that I cannot."
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"What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?"
"Very well then. Right this way, sir."
Strange -- could've sworn I planted a DOGwood tree.
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Buy Psikyo Shooting Stars Alpha and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.
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Link to Psikyo Shooting Stars Bravo here.
And a little reminder that the sidebar of this community has a link to both a DekuDeals and IsThereAnyDeal wishlist of shmups so you can see what's on sale for Steam and consoles (USA shops only at the moment). (They're not affiliate links or anything, btw .) 🙂
City Connection has announced Wolf Fang / Skull Fang Saturn Tribute Boosted for PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Switch, and PC (Steam). It will launch on October 31 in Japan. The PlayStatio…
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"Tuvok, Neelix, Eddie Brock, and symbiote, please report to Transporter Room 1."
"Everything in this stage is the real deal, running on a Mega Drive"
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Series has been dormant since 2007
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Alternative archive.today link.
Slightly newsworth. As the article says: "Now, before you get too excited, this could mean absolutely nothing; companies renew trademarks all of the time."
Launching alongside the Evercade Alpha this November
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"A new project is getting ready to take off!"
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The original lead designer Anthony Flack is leading the team behind the remake
![After 22 Years, The Cult Claymation Shoot 'Em Up 'Platypus' Is Being Remade](https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/a032c31d-7051-48c5-b28a-62efa6b4527a.webp?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Save on Radiant Silvergun and more
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Over the years, we've written about shoot 'em ups and retro game re-releases multiple times. One name often comes up when thinking of the best of the best in those genres and kinds of game releases: M2.
The mention in the interview that Aleste Branch is nearing completion -- good news!
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1997 shooter was exclusive to Japan
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Twin-stick vertical scrolling shoot ’em up CYGNI: All Guns Blazing will launch both physically and digitally for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, and PC via Steam on August 6 for $29.99, publisher…
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Aside from the release date, the article contains a new cinematic trailer. There's more info and screenshots on the game's Steam Store page.