Get ready to fight through fire and water

I prefer juiced up Korean Jesus. Does thy god even lift?

I'm pretty sure we found a solution during the pandemic, when most of the world's pollution effectively stopped, and/or retreated, within months.

But hey, now we get RTO mandates for the husks of yesteryear's urban centers, and commutes even more bottlenecked by amateurish driving, and a dearth of infrastructure. Yay

"Can I text you the assignment?"

ATS allows the least skilled people in a company (HR) to be even less effective.

It does, however, facilitate the easy scraping of applicant data, which can be packaged and sold.

Pretty good summary

Exactly what I was thinking.

I remember how GM did fuckall in the 90s while Honda and Toyota and even Hyundai ate their lunch.

Tariffs are a pass-through cost. This would invariably hurt the US economy.

Fucking rubes.

I have the same phone. I don't mind the size, but I'd like it to be lighter.

The lack of headphone jacks across the industry should have been a criminal offense, initiating RICO lawsuits from our government.

Merrick Garland fades backward into the shrubbery

Nothing says strength like an identity so fragile that mere internet words shake its foundations

"We weaponize our ignorance in these here parts!"

"If he has money in his pocket he ain't a real artist."

Any political endorsement should automatically strip their tax-free status, while simultaneously initiating an IRS audit.

Get out.

This is how MBAs are taught to manage.

On the plus side, it sure informs employees early on in their careers to some utterly preposterous truths.

Do you think it was it the same eagle, or a rotation?

I imagine even an immortal eagle would get pretty tired of the same routine.

If you laugh, even once, they throw you out of the serious IT group.

Dunning-Kruger