DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
I've read a wiki page about it, critics didn't even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn't want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.
>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final">Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and "drifter" also means "wanderer"
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Then it'd have been called Team Fortress 1.
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
Counter Strike
Only initial strikes
Switch sides after the first game, there's your counter strike.
Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it's clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epicOxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
See also: Battlefield 1
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Zelda doesn't even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Infinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
With infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.
Counter Strike - You're attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it's original capacity, it still lets you charge it to "100%", its just that you've charged it to 100% of that 80%.
dark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
