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Anon is in trouble

  • We have to pretend for this one.

    • Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon is in trouble
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    It's Anon's birthday
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    Anon questions North Korea
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    Anon has cold feet
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    Anon's life has sunk to new depths
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    Anon checks in on their bully
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    Anon picks up some food for his family
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    Anon falls down a shaft
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    Anon's date has a third degree burn
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    Anon has their dream job
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    Anon tries stand-up comedy
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    Anon watches the news with his mom
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    Anon goes on a first date
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    Anon writes some fanfiction
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon makes a greentext
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon tries to fit in
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    Anon gets corrected
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    Anon is a gamer
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    Anon makes a troubling connection
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    Anon meets a woman
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    Anon buys a TV without researching

  • I'd like to be exactly this high, please

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    Anon drinks vodka

  • Those are coming too. Not knowing what you're going to find is part of the fun.

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    Anon is SpongeBob

  • That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think

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    Anon eats lunch alone

  • The image was like this when I saved it. I'm not going to take the time to censor bad words.

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    Anon's first time

  • spongebob

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    Reddit morals vs Lemmy morals in the greentext community

  • I remember removing that post after someone reported it, but it wasn't a judgement of you, OP.

    Most of us get that Anon uses bad language and that reading it isn't the same as agreeing with it, but I thought seeing an uncensored N word was going to be over the line for this group.

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    Anon's first job

  • Is there more to it?

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    It's insidious

  • Quark is wise

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    Anon's autistic cousin and Frasier

  • This might actually work for him

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    Reliable bank account

  • 1 vote for brilliant

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    anon working as behaviour interventionist

  • Anon is a fucking hero

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    Commie trek

  • Anon has been assimilated by the Borg.

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    Anon fantasizes about living in China

  • This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

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    Anon misses his German Sheppy

  • Greentexts giveth and taketh away

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    Anon finally touches grass

  • Frankly all of 4chan should.

    But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

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    Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles

  • Resident Evil:

    Numerous non-residents are evil too

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    Anon gets a pizza

  • Did you keep it?

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    Anon gets a pizza

  • Sometimes Anon says or does something so ridiculous that we just have to respond to it out of sheer frustration or disbelief.

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    4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath.

  • Anon is out of control

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