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  • We got old and now 3am has week long consequences.

  • When the shitty site dose not allow half the special characters in the generated password...

  • I was a dumb kid.

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  • My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?

  • Had a flashback to that shitty PC I had as a kid where if you punched the side around the power supply, the pc would reboot.

  • "We will write a strongly written letter after the genocide has concluded unless the checks bounce."

  • Only if your high enough of a risk to walk right in have a drone kill your entire genetic liniage.

  • Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.

  • I haven't heard this one, but if the white house has to come out with a statement, I have to assume he plays with dolls.

  • Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.

  • I got a bottle of Jack's Offs Danial's from the 80s set aside and a planned party to drink it at.

    Edit: Made spelling more wrong

  • Should have been a bullet proof turtle neck.

  • All I see is fire-fighting types.

  • Ursa Diabetes

  • Weekend plans as soon as I get out of the damn office.