186 0 ReplyHuman is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.
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Speak for your self.
118 0 Replyanyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
98 0 ReplyIt's true. It's so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?
31 0 Replyreincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack
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You say we're not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.
We're Hermit crabs!
78 0 ReplyWe’re cosplaying as crabs. We are no crabs.
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For reference, just in case you're actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
73 0 ReplyMeanwhile the crabs on earth: "yo wtf??"
62 0 ReplyWhich crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
9 0 ReplyWho is "us"? You got a crab in your pocket?
5 0 ReplyThe Kurgan would be a solid choice.
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Are you sure it wasn't "Are you horses yet"?
34 0 ReplyI just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?
15 0 ReplyIt's an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.
12 0 ReplyA synopsis for a great fucking movie.
9 0 ReplySo I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like "Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?"...and then hit the line "Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help."
...wtf?
Of course now I have to watch it
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Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:
34 0 ReplyDed-a-chek?
9 0 ReplyDad-a-chum?
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23 0 Reply20 0 ReplyTaste like crab
Talk like people
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13 0 ReplyCrabs do evolve fairly often.
11 0 ReplyOh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read
10 0 ReplyLet's remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home...but with crabs!
7 0 ReplyThat should be the title as well
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Alternate plot line for the movie Contact
7 0 Reply"Negative. We are trains."
7 0 ReplyNegative. I am a meat popsicle.
22 0 ReplyBig badda boom
4 0 ReplyI know what you mean. But still...
Not sure if disgusting or delicious.
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Toot toot!
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We have an over abundance of drawn butter.
6 0 ReplyDo you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.
Note: You do not want Prador.
5 0 ReplyNeal Asher's space operas are some of my favorite books. The Prador, the AI, Spatterjay, he even has a short story with terrifying carnivorous sheep in it!
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Maryland responds, "but wait! Where are you?"
2 0 ReplyWar of the worlds?
1 0 ReplyI was recalling that Wells' "The Time Machine" has a crab like thing the main character encounters near the end...!
2 0 ReplyMe too, but as a reference in one of Andy Griffith`s books that I forgot its name in english.
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