A name should carry a reputation

That was an amazing and underrated movie.
- Can someone name the movie 😭
- Avengers before Avengers!
Me IRL
Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me

The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.

But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!
Cohen: I’m wondering what psychological effects a name can have.
Zappa: Well, first of all, I knew that they were going to be unique anyway because of certain other attributes, so why not have a name that goes with it. They all like their names and the kids at school do too. They don’t make fun of them; in fact, most of them are jealous of their names. You know, it always amazes me when someone who is in my age group, or even younger, asks me a question like why did you name your children that. It’s a reactionary kind of question. Why the f*ck not name your kids something like that? They’re having a good time. Besides that, if they ever wanted to change their names they can do it. It only costs about $15.
Cohen: You can’t tell from the name Moon Unit whether it’s a boy or a girl. Had Moon Unit been a boy, would you have named him the same thing?
Zappa: No, I would have named him Motor Head.
Then you must spread rumors of The Shovel.
I heard the last kid who messed with him is now buried 6 feet under.

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I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I'd name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it's pronounced "David" to mess with teachers.

Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious...

Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
- Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.

If I ever have son, I'm gonna name him... Bill or George, anything but Sue!

I still hate that awful name!

In France during the Revolution we tried to have nice names not tied to saints. We then had a few names like Liberté (Freedom) or "Défenseur des droits" (Defender of the rights).

Also French speaking African people have some cool names like Bijou (Jewel).

Assigned non-binary at birth

Musk named his a passcode.

Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?

"Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!"

Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/

I'm the shovel and I dig you

"little fatso yummy toes" more likely

Just like T.S. Eliot!

Where's track_shovel in this thread?

I almost @'d them in the post.
Hey @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net, this post is dedicated to you
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Sounds like how Russians name their kids

Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.
And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.

I know someone who goes by Kil

If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...

Speaking of generic names...

I would like to present to you a summary of Freakonomics Chapter 6 - how much does your name matter?

Yeah, we're nicknaming that kid "The Hov".

Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.

I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.

Shovels are actually very handy. I can think of 2 book series where a shovel is a vital tool. The best example is a ww2 fiction with magic where a company of troops were strapped with the fasted flying jet engine a body could handle and dominated the battlefield, well they killed so many soldiers they ran out of bullets. So instead they started flying around in the air going 60-100 mph smacking people in the head with their shovels. They massacred people. Oh it was so terriblely good.

- I also am curious.

I like generic names.

Fnu Lnu

It’s Hammer time!

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Fast forward 20ish years to a post in nominativedeterminism about someone named The Shovel being caught burying the bodies of his parents that he murdered

Hopefully he gets reduced time for the mitigating circumstances

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4