Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men
Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men - LGBTQ Nation
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men
So two gays could just come in and say they are friends and get two free beers?
But straight women couldn't get it for free
I guess it's more: "we only want men"
I guess it's more: "we only want men"
That sounds a bit gay NGL.
"NGL" in Idaho = "Not Gay LOL"?
I used to work in the trades. I was surrounded by straight-acting men. There's nothing more gay than a group of straight-acting men.
Unfortunately it's the creepy, repressed kind of gay that would make a tolerate person's skin crawl.
I feel awful for their wives and children.
I stumbled over a community at lemmynsfw.com called "rough trade" or something similar. Those tradesmen were so straight they weren't afraid to let their buddy rest his cock in their mouth.
This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.
Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?
Real manly men only think about other manly men.
But only in a completely hetero way wink wink nudge nudge
They begrudgingly accept they exist, but they're working on at least removing all their rights.
That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.
they have no interest in women.
wink.
If those women aren’t showing these chads the attention they deserve for being absolute kings among the peasants, then the women must be gay. It’s the only logical answer. /s
It's clearly a bicep.
Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.
A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.
Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.
with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize
Geeeeeee, I wonder why gun crimes are so rampant in 'Murica compared to ~anywhere else in the world. I really have no idea! I hope someone figures this out eventually!
Do these people not realize they're caricatures? That people are laughing at them?
How can someone have so little self awareness
I dont know, free beer and a flat earth exposé could be pretty entertaining.
Not gonna lie, while all that shit is insane, they're being pretty clever with their promotions. The best you'd get from most bars is a karaoke night or discount prime rib night.
Damn straight.
Damn, sounds like that place has hit a critical mass of fact-averse regressive stupidity!
SURELY some of the flavors of fascist and libertarian wackos must feel deeply embarrassed to be associated with the others. Unless of course they're no longer capable of the tiny amount of self awareness embarrassment requires..
"I hate you. So long as we push in the same direction, for now, we can get along. If needed we can deal with this at a later date."
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
You have to stare at the bar tender's gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It's the only way to be sure.
Next month: pink eye awareness month!
Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don't cum then you get a free beer.
Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday
This seems onion-y to me. I hope y'all agree.
100%
Oh, look... a sausage fest. As an actual straight male - no fucking thank you.
Yea, let's not fuck up the ratio at the bar any more than it already is thanks
Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.
Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.
just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible
Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another's nuts and shouting "No homo", and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.
Sure does sound like a bunch of participation trophy holders and snowflakes in there. You know, the exact shit they bitch about.
Aww is little Billy Rae Bob Timmy John upset that he isn't getting enough attention? Poor poor Billy Rae Bob Timmy John, just jack that pristine Identity Accessory pickup truck up another 4' and roll more coal, you'll get all the attention I promise!
I don't care about the "cause" but I'm game for free beer.
This seems to track for Idaho. Super large Mormon and white supremacies population there
how do they verify if you're a straight man or not? What's to stop me from just getting a free beer?
They've got a gaydar... doesn't work very well though
sounds like their gaydar needs some percussive maintenance then.
How do you manage to ask such the right questions?
That’s cool I guess
I'm actually really happy for them that they've never been persecuted for their sexual orientation!
They have in their imaginations.
This article is lies. Its not a Boise bar, its in Eagle.
Boise is better than this. There are pride flags on the buildings on one street that has all the good bars.
This would be great if it was a gay bar doing it. A hetero day, welcome your brothers, lol.
A straight day at a straight guy bar is straight nonsense though.
I guess it's your business, if you want your bar to lose money, that's your choice.
Bring a gay homie to this place and treat it like a two for one promotion.
Note: You are probably going to have to be willing to throw down/draw for your gay homie. Edit: Reading more it's probably just best to not patronize this place at all.
I'd imagine a bar that would come up with a rule like that would already have a predominantly straight male demographic. That's a lot of free beer...
These ads ran on national TV back in the day and no heterosexuals were harmed.
