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Actual theft
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‘It’s a good job I took the video or no one would have believed me’
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Oklahoma’s big “TV nudes” scandal was… a Jackie Chan movie on a Samsung streaming service
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Runaway cat travels over 30 miles to pub - twice!
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Frank the cat trains dogs
Madonna calls on The Pope Formerly Known As Bob to save Gaza
