What would you even do with 25 Mangoes?

Eat them because mangoes are delicious.

Or make mangonadas
- When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
- When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.
I like manstays more.
I'm probably the only one who thinks they have an unpleasant undertaste.
- Nah, they kinda taste like cantaloupe to me, which I also do not like.
Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.
And they allegedly (couldn't find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/
- So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?

This reminds me of the one Christmas where both my parents got the other an expensive new coffee machine. I knew. I was the only one of their kids who knew. I said nothing. It was really funny watching them open on Christmas day.

Good thing they could easily return one of them.
Did they laugh?
- yes but only on the outside

OP, you missed a quality joke by asking what to do with 23 mangoes.

I'll take the mango number five.
They should edit the title

Chop. Freeze. Smoothies.

That's right. Time for fractions!
- Fraction Jackson??
Chop, freeze, eat! Frozen mango is amazing.

This is where you add layers to the problem by giving away mangoes. You give Alice two more mangoes than you give Gunther, and the dog steals one but you still have twelve mangoes. How many mangoes did Gunther get?

Five.
Started with 25, still have 12, need to account for 13.
Dog took one, so that's 12.
If Alice and Gunther got the same number it would be 6 each.
But she got 2 more than him, which is just a +1/-1 adjustment.
So Alice got 7 and Gunther got 5.
- They did the math
Did the dog steal from me, Alice, or Gunther?
Well doggonnit now I'm confused

Who writes mangoes instead of simply mangos?

I never knew some people write it differently

mangoes where he pleases
I accept "mangoes" because of the English rule that nouns that end in a consonant followed by a vowel should be padded with another vowel ("e") before the "-s". Another example I can think of off the top of my head is "heroes", not "heros".
However, I also accept "mangos" because it feels right. Wiktionary says "mango" is Portuguese, and I don't know Portuguese, but at least in Spanish you don't pluralize with "-es", just "-s".
- Mango doesn't exist in Portuguese. It's written manga, a feminine gendered word, Portuguese being a gendered language.
  Plural mangas. Doesn't really help, but there's your linguistic TIL.
I do. Wanna fight about it?
- As a man, I went away already. Sorry.

Slice em up, dry em over a fan, dried mango slices are the beeeest snaaaack

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
And expensive. At least at the rate I go through them.
- Huh, are they? Should I feel fortunate that my family has a mango tree?
- Truuue that
Or chop em up and put them in the fridge.
- They go bad rulll quick
Is there a good way to do this without mangoes? Or a fan?
- You can imagine having the mangoes very vividly, it will activate the same part of your brain that would be activated as if you had the mangoes

Wait, so...what time is the train leaving New York City? We can figure this out!

The train takes one person 3h. How long do 2 people need?
This is tricky since 3 isn't an even number but I'm sure you will handle this
- And what about the pigeon? Ther was a pigeon dose that put us closer to New York or Chicago.

Ya'll clearly havent had mango graham fridge cakes. Simple to make and freaking delicious.

Pickle em, naturally

You know how to solve this son!

Son: eats everything, no problem!

Son: eats 1/5th of mangoes and brings 1/5th of the remaining amount to school
Friend: eats half of the amount son brings to school

You can turn these mangos into man-gones pretty quickly if you eat them on their own or with some Tajin seasoning; alternatively, you can't have too much mango habenero sauce around the house. (I will admit that it is too spicy for me sometimes).

There's also mango milkshake, which is amazing and will use up a lot of mangoes, same with mango lassi/smoothie, and mango cheesecake is underrated.
I'm sure I can think of recipes for that amount of mangoes, living in a place where mangoes are very common in the summer and eaten a lot, it's just not a big amount.
You can also make mango parfait or salad.

well actually you fly 10 to Chicago and out them on a train to New York, now the rail distance from new your to Chicago is 1300kms the train from New york launches at 13:15 going at an avg pace of 85 Mph while the train from Chicago launches at 2:35 p.m. goong an avg speed of 34 m/s
so the question is, how many mangoes will not be smashed to shit when he two trains collide?
- The ones which are not found by the passengers and finished before the crash