What internet slang term do you love to use and see used?
I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they've got to go buy things. It isn't because they're buying to survive or sustain. They're buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I've called them.
I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who're obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.
“The sub ConsumeProduct is a front for anti-Semites under the guise of genuine anti-consumerism. Looking through their comments makes that abundantly clear”
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“A coomer is a stereotypical degenerate porn addict. The template is used to critique not only pornography but also "woke" sexual politics in general (such as to mock the idea that sex work is a legitimate profession).
4chan being 4chan, the sub's full of shit about how porn is a Jewish plot to destroy the white race or whatever.”
I catch myself using "GG" in real life all the time, it's just become part of the local parlance in my gaming group. Usually it comes out as part of "RIP GG", basically, good try but we're cooked.
As a person who occasionally makes confessional asides "to the camera" I find it amusing to rhetorically ask "Chat" about things. "Ugh, I don't wanna cook tonight. How about it Chat, we ordering pizza?"
"Consoomer" would just sound like someone who read the word "consumer" and never heard it, especially someone who doesn't speak English as a first language. I would never guess it's an internet word! Haha
I like af when added after an adjective to increase the magnitude. Something could be sus, which means something is suspicious. Or, it could be sus af, which means that thing is super suspicious and almost certainly has something going on. Why yes, I have been playing Among Us. Red sus af.
I have a pet tanuki, which are also known as raccoon dogs, and I like to combine the slang term for raccoon which is "trash panda" and the slang term for dog which is "doggo".