"I take no responsibility"

Elizabeth Warren for attorney general. No more fucking around.

Define a set of rules, and someone will figure out how to cheat it.

Ducky is worth a look.

Just pour that poison all over yourself.

Push it more and more towards universal basic income, with Chipotle's help.

😂 this is a new vibe I can get behind, and the less sense it makes, the better.

*anti-republican panic buttons

*anti-republican bulletproof glass

And how many of them from Donald Trump's boss in Russia?

Climate is a thing where no matter how big your solution is, it's only part of a larger solution-cluster.

We need it all, and then the rest of it, too.

Now I don't mean to be divisive but that's bad and should not have been done.

This is it right here. Concerningly large swaths of people talk about swearing like this distinction--which is the whole discussion--doesn't exist.

If you swear enough you can completely turn it off when you're truly pissed and it's terrifying.

Well I love everything about this.

That's a bit of a technicality; it would dribble down the underside of the nub and down his leg, never actually making it onto the tomb.

The Cheney controlling him already put in his bid, so he just has to power on his brain long enough to do the same. Only a matter of time. Just give it a minute.

"Crime is bad"

"Wow hate black people much"

"Uhhhhh wtf nobody mentioned black people but you dude"

"You're a racist who hates black people, you just said it yourself!"

That's that 2024-level dialogue we've all come to love.

The Hard Times is just The Onion without all those cumbersome well-written headlines.