Sorry I was being unecessary obnoxious. I just meant they could have written it saying "this could happen" rather than presenting it as "this will happen."

I'm just really triggered lately by everything online being exaggerated for clicks.

The English language has words and grammar for speculation, "will" is not one of them.

"Good luck with this bullshit. I'm outta here!"

Damn, those noods are practically naked! Come to think of it, it's that they are not quite naked that makes them so hot.

Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.

I wonder if making another browser spoof being Opera would work too.

I think friction and mass will affect those pulls non-linearly, probably to the point of the snail not able to even move. See, now you've made me go and ruin the whole cartoon premise!

In eastern MA, we have towns Berlin pronounced BERLin, Peabody pronounced PIBudee, Quincy pronounced QUINzee. I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting.

That's the opposite of Quincy where the naives call it Quinzy.

i doubt many people actually say it like the er in Terry. Deemphsized syllables like that tend to get the schwa.

Try switching to "how dost ye doeth?"

Unpossible!

Putting in the effort to dress in the way one has come to think is appropriate for appearing in public is a form of self-care. For some people, from certain generations or cultures or who have adopted the habit to their identity, that may be more formal or elaborate than for others.

That a person of an advanced age, possibly suffering some mental decline still does this is a great thing, and very good for their well-being.

Not mine, but I knew a guy in high school who did this and I think it's ripe for someone to steal. He would frequently add "like the dickens!" to things, the less appropriate, the better. .

Sir, I salute you!

Most things don't scale linearly with size.

I play some music (thru earbuds unless my wife happens to be away). My go to is the Goldberg Variations. I think the reason it works, even though it can be quite busy and fast in some parts is that there is enough complexity to occupy the mind, but enough sameness to lull, and I know it really well.

Sometimes I'll take 1mg of melatonin, and a cup of warm milk with honey.

When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don't want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don't steal them.

I don't have an answer, but FWIW, here's ideas for expanding your search in case exactly such a thing doesn't exist:

video players can sometimes handle audio too, maybe a video player has this function

players that have command line interfaces sometimes have timestamp parameters (i think such players exist on Linux, don't know about Android)