Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
What is this, a tampon for ducks?
Amazing comment
If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?
She'll clap you for sure
I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"
That sounds straight out of a comedy show.
Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."
Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.
LIGHT and REGULAR
Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
Light flow or Runny flow
It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P
You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.
I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won't have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035
The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.
It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.
Don't worry, they both taste the same.
That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.
The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.
Do they go into both holes? But that should be front and back rather than left and right...
L - lemon
R - ribbed
Angry upvote.
Its like Twix
You wouldn't get it
Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.
OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.
Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing
I don't think he knows about second vagina, Pip.
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.
Where do you live that eating tampons is common?
It's size
Depends on which way it hangs.
One Cascades Carmel over it the other drizzles it on.
Actually one is lavender and the other is rose. Common mistake.
Is smelling tampons your hobby?
Flavors, not scents.
If your vagina identifies as chiral.
Wouldn't the labels be R and S then? Enantiomerussy?
Or duck
I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B
People with two sets of vaginas need two. There's some minor size difference between each vagina.
