Laura Loomer’s latest brag is probably sending team Trump into a panic
Laura Loomer’s latest brag is probably sending team Trump into a panic
Laura Loomer insists she and Donald Trump are very close.
Laura Loomer insists she and Donald Trump are very close.
While Donald Trump’s allies have tried to create the illusion of distance between the Republican presidential nominee and Laura Loomer, the alt-right conspiracy theorist has continued to cozy up to him, going so far as to brag over the weekend that Trump “likes” and “trusts” her.
“The media is full of shit. OK?” Loomer said on her podcast, Loomer Unleashed, on Saturday. “These people are liars. They are con artists, and all they do is lie. They are running a coordinated smear campaign because I am effective. Donald Trump likes me. Donald Trump trusts me. OK?
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I think that it's about 50 or so days till the election. I'm not even American and it's so goddamned exhausting.
Good news. Its not going to be over on election day. After that we get something like 70 more days until innaguration where god knows what will happen. Time to strap in
Time to strap in
Time to stock up on 1:1 CBD:THC edibles and renew the xanax prescription. Otherwise, my liver will never survive the next 4-5 months...
Immediately after that, we have the mid-term elections in two years!
In a few short weeks, we will remember this week fondly as a 'simpler time'.
I usually just go camping and ignore it all. Nothing that happens before like October 15th is that important.
go camping for a month? I don't have that kind of pto.
Incredibly exhausting!
I didn’t know who this person was two weeks ago and I still don’t want to know. We can just all ignore her forever if we want.
Edit: to be clear, I said I don’t want to know who she is. Do not tell me who this person is. I don’t care if she’s challenging Nancy Reagan for the throat GOAT title. Not interested.
Remember like five years ago when some loudmouth idiot got banned from every ridesharing app for complaining on twitter that there weren't any white drivers in New York?
Pretty sure that was her.
Then she chained herself to twitter hq when they blocked her account. She only blocked one door, so her protest didn't work. Then she pissed herself, and the cops had to cut her free.
This explains how she can tolerate trump’s diaper smell.
Ignoring a boil can have dire consequences like where we find or selves now. Best to lance this now before it gets worse.
I was going to say Vance it but couldn't figure out how sucking all the air out if the room would be effective in treating a boil?...
Laura Loomer is a cheesy superhero name.
She's 31 years old.
Hate ages you.
lol wait what. No fucking way.
Edit: oh my fucking god she was born in 93 what the actual fuck happened to her in childhood such that she turned into this so quickly
Learned this yesterday.
Thoughts that came to mind:
- She is 100% not human
- EWWWW TRUMP IS FUCKING HER
- EWWWW SHES FUCKING TRUMP
- This election is a shit show for the GOP lol
'member when your dad/friends/strangers told you "don't put your dick in crazy"? (for those of us with)
there is way too much crazy in this scenario to even begin sorting it out. its literally a null in the universe. a divide by zero, if you will. shits so weird now we need an event horizon to hide this naked singularity.
- This election is a shit show for the GOP lol
- Trump is still polling at 47%
- The entire country is a shit show.
Her plastic surgeon billed himself as "the pro-Trump plastic surgeon", which explains how she looks like she does. No lie, he later lost his NY medical license.
OK Loomer.
Simple yet perfect.
Gross... Think of the smell. You didn't think of the smell, you bitch!
I can only assume she has some kinks that make this a non issue. Or her
linkkink for power overrides her other senses.She doesn't seem to fit his type though. She'd probably do better with junior.
I kinda assumed that one of the plastic surgeries "disabled" her sense of smell, so she doesn't notice. That's not the first nose that she's been on TV with.
Oh hey look, we have the real world Firecracker!
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“The media is full of shit. OK?” Loomer said
Given the stories about what Trump's staffers say about his BO, she knows shit. Up close and personal.