Ik ik but control yourselfs
Ik ik but control yourselfs
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How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
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That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
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lord 😂
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Sir Richard Johnson
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He's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
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Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
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Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
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Little Richard
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It's ok if this format goes away
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What about Penix?
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Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
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Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
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Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
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Schlong
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Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
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I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
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Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
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Dickhead?
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You mean, Richard Cranium.
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Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
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Yea!
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Richard
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Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
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Moby
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Richard Johnson
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Rod
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Rod loves you
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I certainly hope not
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Biggus
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Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
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Dickens
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I.C. Weiner
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Oh, crud!
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Heres to another lousy cat name.
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Donger
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Donger is my middle name
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Cheney
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Clever...
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If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
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Priapuss
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Straight to the top of the thread for you.
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Shaft! You damn right.
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Fuck Nose.
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First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
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“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
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Fur balls
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Facciotina di Cazzo
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Richard Head
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Nee Solomon?
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Dr. Phal
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Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
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I'd call him dickhead
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The most accurate name lol
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Don Glover
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Dicky McDickface
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Dick Dastardly
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It's Cock Nose
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Dickface
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Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
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Steve.
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Penis
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Is that long john johnson?
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Peter
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Satyr
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Pussy Cat
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naughtius phallus
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Cody, the death dealer
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Gonzo
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Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
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Phalix
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Dickfacé
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Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
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how did nobody say Penis Man
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Biffle
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Shit head
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Y?
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From the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name
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Lil' PP
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Willy or Dickie
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Richard CraniumEdit: someone beat me to it 😆
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Currington
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Wingnut
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I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
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Chubby
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a cat ofc
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Dong face
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New Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)
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Nightwing
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Bramblepelt
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Justice.
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Ishmael
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Dick whitington
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You are what you eat
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A furry representation of a cockNballs?
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Dickon Tarly
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Cokan Ballsy
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Tyrone T-Bone
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Cockface
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What’s on that table in front of him?
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Hot dog
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George
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Howard
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Dr. Dickens
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It's gotta be Richard of course.
Richard McDickface
Harsh, but fair
This is the only correct answer.