Ik ik but control yourselfs

It's gotta be Richard of course.

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

Richard.

Little Richard

Sir Richard Johnson

What about Penix?

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

Dickhead?

Richard

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

Moby

Richard Johnson

Rod

Biggus

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

Dickens

I.C. Weiner

Donger

Cheney

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

Priapuss

Shaft! You damn right.

Fur balls

Facciotina di Cazzo

Fuck Nose.

I'd call him dickhead

Dr. Phal

Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat

Richard Head

Don Glover

Dick Dastardly

Dicky McDickface

It's Cock Nose

Penis

Steve.

Satyr

sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr

Peter

Is that long john johnson?

Cody, the death dealer

Gonzo

Pussy Cat

naughtius phallus

how did nobody say Penis Man

Edgar Allan Poe.

Not the name of his cat, the name of him.

Biffle

Phalix

Dickfacé

Willy or Dickie

Lil' PP

Shit head

Dong face

Currington

Wingnut

I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter

Chubby

Dickfore

Richard Cranium

Edit: someone beat me to it 😆

a cat ofc

Nightwing

Dicky Dick Dickens

Ishmael

Justice.

Dickon Tarly

You are what you eat

Cokan Ballsy

Tyrone T-Bone

Dick whitington

George

What’s on that table in front of him?

Hot dog

Cockface

Howard

Dr. Dickens