Anon drinks milk

The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
- I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
- Just in case it isn't sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.
- Apple juice
  Its like tree milk
Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?
Sure, if you are a baby cow
- So it's only okay to be gay if I'm a baby cow?

It depends on how you drink it.

I still can't believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.

Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.

I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?

Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?
- I'd be too busy masturbating
- absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me
- Good question. I think I’d just avoid eye contact and laugh with my friends about it later.
No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head

Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.
- Dani the youtuber promotes milk
I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.
- Half way would be pilk.
- no.
- Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.
  It was not successful.
- CHILK
  The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!
  (The CH comes from the chicken flavor)
- Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!
  1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.
  Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...
- Relevant video:
  https://youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o (51s long)
- That's just unspoiled spoiled milk
OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.
- You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead
need to normalize casually drinking milk
I don't think I or any rational adult of sound mind and health would look at someone drinking a carton of milk and have anything close to a thought at all, much less a thought of ridicule or judgement. I am not getting or connecting with the persecution complex in this post.
The reason you don't see people drinking milk as commonly as other drinks is that lactose intolerance is a huge thing, and even if you don't have a genetic predisposition to lactose problems, as you get older it gets harder and harder to digest. This is why milk is often associated with kids, it's good for growing bodies but not so much for someone who's already an adult.
Also, it's not that refreshing. The fat content makes it feel less hydrating than water or fat-free liquids of any kind.
Cow's milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn't meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life. We just force it to for years after it's no longer a true necessity.
- I'm sorry, does having genes that explicitly help in drinking milk beyond infancy not count? Not just one gene mind you, several genes, some of while evolved multiple times in different areas. How does that mean "we're not mean to drink milk after infancy"?
  We domesticated grains and legumes around the same time, does this mean bread is bad for us? Are potatoes slowly killing everyone? Is chocolate evil? We're generalists and have a long history of scavenging, we're designed to eat whatever we can get including grass, dirt, and carrion. Our immune system and digestive system are both quite good at processing rotting meat compared to most mammals, and we're much more resistant to toxins too. Dogs are also generalists, yet we regularly eat large amounts of things that will kill them, like onions, garlic, and grapes. We enjoy the taste of natural pest control like mustard and capsaicin. Milk is a rare nutrient dense and safe food compared to what we were usually eating before agriculture.
- The Myth That Protein Reduces Bone Health
  Despite all the calcium that dairy contains, some believe that its high protein content can cause osteoporosis.
  The reason is that when protein is digested, it increases the acidity of the blood. The body then pulls calcium from the blood to neutralize the acid.
  This is the theoretical basis for the acid-alkaline diet, which is based on choosing foods that have a net alkaline effect and avoiding foods that are “acid forming.”
  However, there really isn’t much scientific support for this theory.
  If anything, the high protein content of dairy is a good thing. Studies consistently show that eating more protein leads to improved bone health (4, 5, 6, 7).
  Not only is dairy rich in protein and calcium, it’s also loaded with phosphorus. Full-fat dairy from grass-fed cows also contains some vitamin K2.
  Protein, phosphorus and vitamin K2 are all very important for bone health (8, 9).
  Summary
  Not only is dairy rich in calcium, it also contains large amounts of protein and phosphorus, all of which are important for optimal bone health.
  -- Source https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/is-dairy-good-for-your-bones
- your body is meant for you to digest anything possible
- Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium
  [X] Doubt
Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!
- I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains. So I suppose I also simp for bikes now too)
Milk gives me spicy poops tho

Milk is fucking delicious.

Cream and butter is even better!
- Walking around eating a stick of butter should not be more socially acceptable, but it might be.
- No love for buttermilk? Sure it's odd on its own, but in a scone, it's delicious.

Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?

Have you no self respect, Anon?

We're jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.

I think my body started tolerating milk again! Yeah I ate way too much ice-cream this year

his mistake was that it wasn't beer (alcohol) /s

Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.

Because what will the kids think if they see a gun?
- What do you mean with this?

Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.

What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!

the thought of putting some slaved animal's titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?

It's not sweat, it's closer to mucus and pus and it's delicious! 😋
- Sure glad I read this over my bowl of cereal this morning.
Just look at it this way:
there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.
- How is that relevant to modern age? By that logic nothing is ick and everything is justifiable cause at some point it was ok with our ancestors 🥱
Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn't even that much more expensive. I really don't understand why people still drink cow milk.
- Oat milk tastes way better
  Yeah, well, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
- As someone who generally enjoys drinking milk (I almost exclusively drink water but when I do indulge in other drinks its almost always a nice glass of milk, or a pint of milk for the road from the convenience store) I've tried oat milk and it tasted good, but just seemed to be missing some body. It tasted more like something I should mix into something else than drink on its own
- I like almond milk, but have trouble finding the nipples.
- milking cows isn't torture
Once you try a mother's milk, it makes a lot more sense.
- I've tried but your mom is just not into it. Maybe you can put a word in for me
this. milk is fucking disgusting.
animals aren't slaves. comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do.

Too many lactose intolerant people.

One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.

Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that

Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.

Not all of Canada newfoundland has cartons so does Montreal when I was there
Those actually come divided into 3 more bags inside that bag. So even weirder
- He was milking them.