Yeah, afraid so

I believe individually packaged tablets actually do help reduce overdoses because you can't just chug the whole bottle in one go. Yes it's more wasteful but it does save lives.

I hate to break it to you but the pope does exist

We're all adults here, the context is perfectly civil in my book. Never censor yourself, you're not a newspaper subject to broadcasting regulations. If you want to be profane then go fucking nuts!

Your allowed to say "fucked" on the internet

Umm actually, if there are will saves then there isn't advantage

I get your point, it's just hard to give a shit when one amoral megacorp takes some profit away from another. Google owns and profits from YouTube videos and occasionally throws a few pennies to the creators if they haven't broken this week's selection of ever-changing arbitrary rules.

Family Guy, if it was Simpsons they'd be yellow instead of white/pink

"Stealing"

I know I'm late to the party, but...

He certainly seemed good a decade ago. Look up how we internet folk spoke about him when he was the fun guy who wanted to explore Mars and provide electric cars, not the neonazi who ruined the internet!

Not to put words in your mouth, but do you really think the best reason to have a child is for the good of the economy?

At least it'll make it easier to identify the yanks larping as brits online (I think they call them "teaboos") when they try quoting this uncanny-valley list of not-quite authentic bants

Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please

Yep, turns out when your tinkering around in someone's brain it's good to make sure you're not breaking the thing they like doing

Think of it like his, hers, theirs, its

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it's the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

Interesting, solicitors are mandatory in the UK, making estate agents even more pointless

No such thing as bad press, eh?

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi