MAGA Begins Hunting People Who Made Trump Assassination Jokes
MAGA Begins Hunting People Who Made Trump Assassination Jokes
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MAGA Begins Hunting People Who Made Trump Assassination Jokes
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Meanwhile a couple of links down on my feed there's an article about one of the Heritage Foundation guys claiming most political violence is committed by the left.. 🙄
The projection never ends..
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Ah yes the very same hedge foundation that said their American revolution will be bloodless if the "left allows it".
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I mean they can't aim for shit so...
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Sorry I couldn’t hear you, there’s a tampon in my ear 👂
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Man, trump can’t even take a bullet let alone a joke.
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For people who oppose cancel culture so much, suddenly it’s not so bad when they can use it to their advantage.
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You are mistaken my friend. They oppose anyone but them using cancel culture, just like everything else. I'm sure their motto is 'if you can't win, cheat!'
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I live in Canada, so...
Give it your best shot? At most, I'd lose an ear so...
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I haven't heard enough, tbh. Maybe I just missed them. I'll try to keep an ear out for new ones. I'd give a shot at making one, but I think the joke would not land.
P.S. To my FBI agent: This is an attempt at humor. Please text me back, bro.
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My favorite I've heard so far was "this is the one time I wish a politician leaned further right"
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And people mocked Jack Black for canceling his tour.
You can't put on a good performance while also putting your audience in danger.
These people need to be locked the fuck up for death threats. It's very, very simple.
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Because kowtowing to the American Nazi Party is obviously the right solution
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This is just so glib.
I mean I get your point. I even back you to a degree.
But you're calling out a popular entertainer for not wanting to put on a show - which requires a support staff, venue, and audience - while now having to think what nut might be in the audience waiting to take a shot.
MAYBE this shit is already stressful enough for Jack without worrying about everyone around him and how that extra stress will undermine their performances as they do this shit night after night for the entire tour.
But no, tell him he must go on. It doesn't cost you shit. You don't have to live with the stress of it all.
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Careful there buddy, without the /s we aren't sure if you were addressing the RNC.
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I don't care about the cancelation of the tour, but him saying he iced all projects with Kyle does not sit right with me
If they were friends like Jack claims, he would say something like: "I know him very well. It was a joke in poor taste, but it was only a stupid joke in the spur of the moment. " instead of distancing himself from the heat
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Jack also has a pretty active acting career that Kyle doesn't. So it makes sense that publicly he'd want to distance himself as much as possible, at least for now.
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He's got kids I don't think Kyle does. Gotta do what you have to so crazies don't lash out at you or yours. Kyle knows this.
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I'm tempted to make one now out of pure spite, but there is no joke that is bigger than Donald himself.
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Set your VPN to Russia for maximum funsies
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You don't think his voters are a bigger joke?
"Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
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Lol, I'm in danger.
How did Trump know that everyone was talking about his political campaign?
His ear was burning.
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When the fuck are people gonna start ignoring the pearl clutching by the right? Anyone who says "so much for the tolerant left" should get the shit beat out of them.
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I always ignore those stupid motherfuckers.
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They'll of course equally condemn the "second amendment people" comment and Paul Pelosi jokes, right?
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Maybe he actually got hit in the head, but there was nothing inside.
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Evolutionary survival skill.
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I'm starting to wonder if maybe he intented to miss. Knowing it would spur his base to turn him into some deity
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considering he was looking up local dem conventions and got kicked out of a gun club for being a poor shot... well I think this guy just wanted to prove that he wasn't a complete loser
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This might be a legit thing. I don't mean he was an elite sniper who just tried to shoot his earlobe off, but that he intended to miss by a few metres, but he wasn't exactly good at that either.
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I wasn't joking.
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Yeah, not sure where they got that idea. Trump indoctrinated my family into a cult. He deserves the worst.
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More evidence of the GOP mantra; use threats of violence to get what you want. This is what their voters want for the country. To be able to get what they want, and use violence whenever they don't to force compliance.
I saw a decal on a van that said “Just a regular mom raising lions not sheep” and I thought “more like raising bullies not responsible citizens”. It’s where Karens come from; it’s where crazy parents getting teachers fired comes from - this idea that it is totally appropriate to use force, threats, proximity, and volume to get what you want instead of negotiating, accepting the rules, and admitting that you’re wrong and the world doesn’t bend to your rules. And somehow, we’ve given these people their own talking head to justify their behavior and he just might win the presidency. It’s astonishing.
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What's wild is the bullet went in one ear and out the other without doing any more damage.
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Somehow "MAGA hackers" are still holding a banjo in my head.
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Didn't know banjos were a thing in Russia. TIL
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It's called Balalaika over there.
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How can they hack if they can't even read?
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So....cancel culture?
I thought they didn't like that?
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No no, this is hunting. Totally different. /s
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Shouldn't have missed this pig skin, reptile, child molesters, Cheeto Mussolini.
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while Trump sells assassination sneakers?
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Who's joking? He's a fascist, pedophile rapist piece of shit It's a god damn shame he missed.
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"Fellow pedophiles, lend me your ear"
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I just feel bad for the bullet. I can't imagine the shit it went through.
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Republicans need better aim.
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I've seen country bar bathrooms before. Trust me, it's not just bullets they miss.
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They miss Trump, they miss toilets, they miss the Confederacy...
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Shouldn't have missed. This fucker should be DEAD.
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Rule # 1 in dictatorships:
THE PURGE happens, up-front.
Remember "Q" was pushing that that would happen?
The prediction was early, but it was spot on.
As I've been saying for years, now.
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My "CENTER MASS" bumper stickers are selling like hotcakes.
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If trump takes office again his life insurance cost will go way up from just one pence.
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That is all.
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I'm right here. Or am I
over here?
Fuck you fascists. Bring it.
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And if they KILL any of those people it's the DEMOCRATS Fault and definitely NOT the Fault of the Republicans who Literally Kill the People!
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I'm here assholes
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everyone on the internet clowning on the shooter who missed
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Kill me with the unity bullets.
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Trump isn’t president of the US though.
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Sure but idiots like him can't understand basic principles. If they could, they wouldn't support trump.
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Never knew joking about a past event could
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Are you a pretty white woman willing to sleep with Donny Trump? A rich person donating to his campaign? If it's no to both then Donny Hates you lmao.
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*ear now we are just taking shots at some jokes.
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"On a list"? If you're still using that expression, and don't know about the Snowden leak, then you might be senile.
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Is this one of those lists republicans print out and stick in a binder? Ive always been lowkey jealous of all them women, why do they get to be in the binder and not me
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Nobody here is on a list, nobody is making active threats. Joking about things that happened and having ill wishes for someone without intention of acting on them is covered by the First Amendment. If it weren't, then all Repubs would be in jail.
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Man, I’d be a lot more concerned if they weren’t all such absolute sandwich fillings
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lol come get me. #fucktrump
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Snowflakes can't take a joke.
Orange snowflakes as well.