You laugh but India arrested a spy pigeon

Twice

There's no way an insane ethonostate doesn't have the same type of behavior if not worse.

I'm convinced Whitmer refused the first time because she didn't want to suck the DNC's requirements so that they'd choose her as the preferred candidate in their sham primary.

I honestly think Bernie should run independent.

It's clear Biden has no chance of rapidly changing his policy or stance on anything, meaning he will most likely lose to Trump anyway.

Even if Bernie gets only 20% of votes, it would be enough to get the DNC to split.

And no that 20% would not have been stolen from Biden. I saw Hillary's horrendous turnout, people don't vote when there's not a candidate worth voting for.

We have the best national anthem, because of jail.

Convicted Felon vs Genocidalist, my favorite combination

Linux users looking at IRL languages trying to figure out why the bash script isn't working lol

"Yes hello I would like the sections of the Quran detailing everything the Jews and Christians did wrong to also be posted in classrooms please lol"

monotheistic shouting match ensues

US watching China liquidate its housing bubble and reclaim assets instead of giving billions to investors and banks for creating said bubble.

Cybercriminals stealing the Oauth2 tokens after users authenticate with 2FA:

Boeing trying to speedrun Soyuz 11

omw to get all the homebrew stuff NIntendo got removed from github lol

This reminds me of uber in several third world countries. Most drivers only take cash or direct epay because it bypasses uber's heavy service cut. Everyone benefits because the app lets you hail drivers, but they charge you a fair fee just like a taxi.

Startup discovers what a northbridge is

Kali: I have no such weakness!

trips and falls on postgres upgrade

Yeah but at least you dont have to beat up RNG spawned thugs to get the locations while the riddler keeps spamming all the TV screens mocking you for playing the game how Rocksteady intended lmao

commit "fixed stuff"

2.8k blob of crypto mining code

Would be hilarious

Arch Linux

Unless you're on a good downstream like SteamOS, I'd suggest switching to something stable cutting edge (Fedora or Nobara if you want to put in zero effort).

Arch by itself will give you way the hell too many possible problems. You could waste hours on DKMS alone.

Mint will also work, but it has the downside of having slower updates to software packages.

Nothing will out do the 300 riddler trophies in Batman Arkham lol

I'm waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.

It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.

I got banned from the Kraken crypto exchange after waiting a year for them to approve me and after providing all my IRL credentials.

Told me I was banned, never to come back, and that they were going to report my fraud attempt to the authorities. Of course they refused to tell me what they thought I did, which didn't make any sense because all I had been able to do was make an account and make a verification request.

Never really even looked at crypto again beyond mining dogecoin for fun.