The future is here

You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color.

I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass 😭

Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as "AI Answers."

That's a lot of pee to drink, I'll need donations

Bear Grylls M.D.

I swear, I can't tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.

Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think

What a piss post

So is the urine I drink supposed to be light coloured or the urine I expell?

Sure, I drink my own piss. It's sterile, and I like the taste.

Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.

So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

It's the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it's not on the edge of being useful someone didn't engineer hard enough.

Chug 👏 Soda 👏 And 👏 Piss

No! I wanted orange!

I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones....

I mean it makes sense:

https://urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones/

Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.

We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, it’s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family

Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation

AI-mandated watersports

Just for kicks entered the same thing to Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.

It's just trying to help you develop a kidney stone in the first place. Can't pass one of you don't have it.

Op is probably going through hell right now...

We should just spam lines from the original bonzai buddy and turn all llms into bonzai buddies.

Always said sprite was the elixir of life

What does the dotted underline mean? Like a definition on click?

Comes in comes out, who knows, not me I'm a robot beep bop beep

Can someone eli5

guys it works!1!1!1!

Makes sense. Now if it said lemon-lime pop I’d be concerned.

How have we not banned the use of AI yet? Just fucking ban it.

I wonder if that Mount Sinai page on the bottom right is another content farm

okay apart from the urine thing, is it telling me to drink mountain dew?