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Anon's mom starts writing stories
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(A 4Chan "green-text" with a picture of Wojak)

my mom left school at 16 due to poverty

never showed much interest in books, music etc

retired last year

has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home

her enthusiasm for reading is so pure l feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days

she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that"

picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up

that-feeling-when she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends

that-feeling-when it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written

How to cope with this feel bros?

l love my mum so much.

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Anon's brother gets him a present
  • He definitely gets the seal of approval

  • Anon's brother gets him a present
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    (A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of a seal plushie)

    Title: my Christmas experience

    be me

    an 18 year old autistic kid who likes stuff animals

    tell my older brother about these round seal plush toys from japan that are really cute

    brother probably not paying too much attention I assumed so I forgot I told him

    ast forward to December 25th

    brother hands me a flat package

    I think it's a shirt or something

    I open it up I find a very flattened small version of the seal pillow I told him about

    I am very happy and tell him how much I love it

    thanks brother

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    Anon talks to quiet kid
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    be me

    (A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe wiping a tear from his eye)

    in highschool

    decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright

    my friend and i approach him

    "hey dude yeah wassup u alright"

    he has like no one to talk to he gives in

    6 months go by, we are talking like usual

    since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me

    also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times

    overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school

    eventually, we stop talking

    no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway

    fast forward months later

    schools ended

    check his instagram story

    its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out

    see it quite frequently now

    proud of him

    mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now

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    Anon dates blind girl
  • Definitely doesn't deserve a permanent ban imo, I don't think they were trying to cause offence.

    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works

  • Anon dates blind girl
  • The modlog says it was the sh.itjust.works automod. The comment content didn't contain any keywords that could have tripped it, so I'm not sure why it would have been set off. Maybe the automod is set to permanently ban recently created accounts that have a significant number of downvotes.

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  • Maybe Boost doesn't display that it's been removed? When a comment is removed, Lemmy stills sends the content of the comment to the frontend - it's up to your client to not display the content. The comment is definitely gone on the website frontend.

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  • I didn’t remove it; the instance admins (the modlog says “automod”) did. They also got permanently banned from sh.itjust.works, apparently. I personally don’t think it was that bad - it sounds more like misunderstanding or ignorance than intent to cause offense. You’re welcome to look at the modlog to see what it said

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    Anon dates blind girl
  • It says "doesn't use the internet", not "can't use the internet". Whilst the internet has become more accessible over time through the use of screen readers etc, accessibility is unfortunately not considered a priority for many apps and websites. It's trickier to navigate the web as a blind person because websites are primarily designed to be looked at, not heard. It's not unreasonable that she might just not want to use it, even though she could learn to.

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  • I'm aware of this - unfortunately, Lemmy doesn't allow transcription of the post image in this way, as it isn't part of the post body markdown. In Lemmy 0.19.4 or 0.19.5 (I'm not sure which) they added an actual alt_text field to posts for this (see here). Once sh.itjust.works updates to that version, I'll start using that field :D

  • Anon dates blind girl
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    (A 4Chan "green-text", with an image of giga-chad doing a thumbs-up)

    Dating a blind girl

    All of her friends are blind

    Love that she holds my arm when we're out

    Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself

    Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her.

    Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me

    Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle

    Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

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    Anon dates blind girl
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    (A 4Chan "green-text", with an image of giga-chad doing a thumbs-up)

    Dating a blind girl

    All of her friends are blind

    Love that she holds my arm when we're out

    Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself

    Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her.

    Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me

    Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle

    Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

  • Anon dates blind girl
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    (A 4Chan "green-text", with an image of giga-chad doing a thumbs-up)

    Dating a blind girl

    All of her friends are blind

    Love that she holds my arm when we're out

    Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself

    Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her.

    Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me

    Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle

    Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

  • Anon plays Luigi's Mansion
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    (A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Luigi)

    be me

    9 at the time

    playing Luigi's Mansion for the first time

    get to the piano ghost melody

    develop crush on her

    force parents to buy me a keyboard and take me to piano lessons ›eventually get really good at it

    fast-forward 3 years

    playing the piano at some department store while waiting for my mom to finish shopping

    girl from my school sees me

    "wow anon i didn't know you played that good"

    turns out she's also a piano fag

    get her number

    fuckyeah.jpg

    fast-forward to today

    still with her

    going to college

    probably gonna major in music

    my-face-when this all started cuz i had a crush on some ghost bitch from Luigi's Mansion

    thanks Luigi

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    Anon is a DM
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    (A 4chan "greentext", with an image of Pepe wearing a pink Wizard's hat)

    Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago

    Get startled by phone ringing

    It's one of my players

    Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"

    Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you.

    Could I ask for a favor?"

    OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif

    Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."

    Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them."

    NaniTheFuck.mp3

    Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"

    Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."

    Me: "Wow... well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."

    Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."

    Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."

    Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"

    I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg

    Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"

    Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)

    I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.

    I am the dumb dumb mister.

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    App development
  • The photo on the left is with makeup; the photo on the right is without. On the leftmost image the lips are more saturated and have more defined edges and there is more shadow around the eyes.

  • Samesies.
  • It’s a milk bottle warmer; you can see the milk bottle sticking out of the top.

  • Life Pro Tip!
  • On macOS you can hold down ‘e’ to do this, too.

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  • It says "hot surface do not touch" in full, actually. Braille uses single characters to represent some common letter combinations ("touch" is "t" + "ou" + "ch"). The words "do" and "not" are each contracted to a single letter ("d" and "n" respectively).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Braille#Contractions

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    It’s not just for sponsorships, either. You can set it to skip intro animations, reminders to subscribe, self promotion, etc.

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