Hunger

Why the fuck would you say that

Delete this

There would definitely be sexual implications

I don’t know how to recover from this

Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

Wouldn't appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
- The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people's teeth hard for the entree.
  It'd be like a gustatory strip tease
My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don't tell people what they can't do.
It's just foreplay.
Fucking millennials.

This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we'd start looking at pictures of food to get "in the mood" before brushing... food porn
- There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
- Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
  And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
- There wouldn't be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you'd probably be fine using just mouthwash.
Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
- So I can't eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I'd go for it.