rambling_lunatic @ rambling_lunatic @sh.itjust.works

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Is that the one where you roll for anal circumference?

Or he was trained to hold the shotgun with the right (for example because of which side the spent shells come out of)

Doomguy

I already started adapting my old joke repertoire!

Two federal agents are patrolling Washington DC. After a period of silence, one asks the other what he thinks of the current leadership.

After pondering what to answer for a bit, the second guy answers. "Same as you," he says.

"Well, in that case I'm afraid I must arrest you."

Thought crimes are very often retroactive.

During Soviet times figures drifted in and out of favour. An old joke:

Three men are sitting in a jail cell. "How did you end up here?" asks one the other. "I criticized Karl Radek," he says. "No way!" replies the first man. "I got here for supporting Karl Radek!"

They turn over to the third guy in the corner and ask him why he got there. He sighs heavily and answers: "I'm Karl Radek."

"Do not naturally possess"

Does transitioning unlock it?

I am sorry but can you please explain the joke

Gap in 2025 could also mean being in prison

Fair play to you :)

No idea if you already know these places (you probably do) but The Cobblestone, Peader Brown's, and McDowells are all great pubs that are perfectly happy serving a drink to anyone of any orientation.

Sorry for the bother if you already know.

Anon learns about the tendency of the rate of profit to fall

The French Revolution was done by the predecessors of the rich of today. On the other hand there was this one German economist who predicted that the ever increasing economic crises would lead to the workers rising up.

The family has a tendency to not have a lot of brains

One remembers the "refrigerator mothers" idea

Bizarrely, the urge to make money off scared trans people overpowered the urge to be fascist.

To their immense credit the NRA is against this. Probably because the gun lobby wants to sell guns to scared trans people.

It had to be done

A few in Ireland too. They're getting the applications denied though :(

wide-brimmed and mask

Mexican flag

Yeehaw!

In Russia, the conspiracy that all Putin appearances are body doubles is widespread. I am somewhat skeptical. The main evidence is ear shape.