It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

dusts off Insurrection Alpha

Sounds like the XY problem

What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

I think he has a pointy beard and I've done something to perplex him

It's usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don't think I'll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Fluffy gorl

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Yeah I'm smelling burnt toast here

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100