Hussy!

Haha it was the 90s so it almost certainly was margarine

Didn't exactly grow up poor, but when my dad was between careers I just knew buttered noodles and parmesan was good eating. I didn't know it was hard times food lol

Same here

When you already nut but

The feral urge to consume large amounts of calories in a corner

Ice ICE, baby

Early Morbid Angel is so good

Who needs a billiards table when you've got these absolute party animals?

And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.

And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.

And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

dusts off Insurrection Alpha

Sounds like the XY problem

What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

I think he has a pointy beard and I've done something to perplex him

It's usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don't think I'll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol