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Oh. Can I see the abstractly list?
Sounds fun
- I was also curious about the abstractly. Release the list.

In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.

And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
- If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.

This is like when you teach someone that a swear is a greeting in a foreign language

TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅

Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!

Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life

Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches
- That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.
- Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.
- Bro, plastic cheese…
Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
- I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong
Bitches love cheddar
Fascinating
Idk, this piece of advice legitimately works on my wife.
That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
- If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?
  Or maybe a really specific fetish.
  Maybe both.
  Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there
I like the idea that these are all steps to one process. Like, you gotta steal her shoe and some hair and pins, and the best distraction is with cheese.

Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

No relation.
That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.
- The Cheat is vacuuming.

Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there

Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
- Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.
Madam, my compliments to your ovaries 🎩💪🏼🥚🙇

I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.

Wow what a cycle that must have sucked

Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

And some woman will have a good laugh and a narrow escape

This is for betas. It says so in the upper right corner.

"No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"

My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

yeah it seems like one of those things where you'll probably almost definitely see some kind of behavioral change, but what specifically is basically completely up in the air. My chronic suicidal ideation will flare up really bad right before I begin menstruating. Having an IUD means menstruating a lot less but it also makes it less predictable. So I'll be in this deep dark hole for a few days that I would swear up and down is the worst I've ever felt and it's never gonna get any better then one morning I'm taking a piss and my boxers have blood on them and I'm just like "...ooooooh."
hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?
I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.

This must be why the site is still in Beta

I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

Poe's law

Feels like an example of crabs in a bucket