This is why I prefer the genie in the meme where he keeps asking questions to clarify every possible scenario. At least I won't get something I don't want in that scenario.

You know what, sure, I'll be a little animal, not like it could get any worse, right?

I love this, yet why do I feel this insurmountable rage gnawing at my heart?

Hi, uh, could you expand more on that?

mama

"Squeeze my handle harder, and I might just tell you what class type the fire is."

Hmm, I'm leaning more towards "Dickin son", as in, the son famous for dickining.

Vertical tabs are a godsend.

Someone give me @simple's address, I need to send them something.

Taking DMs?