Anon gets outed

Fight fire with napalm.

Works every time.

It's a good come-back.

But laughing at someone and making them feel unimaginably belitteled, over something like whether they've gotten laid, wouldn't have been cool in any scenario.

"I was molested" just jolts everyone into reconsidering what just happened.

Well welcome to 4chan

Yeah, that sucks, especially when you're in high school, and right after.

But after, when you get out the real world, that shit lessens, and you won't care.

Shit where do you work man? I need to get me one of those jobs, because, while I just keep to my own life, it seems the same shit goes on, because the assholes never really grow up. They just age. No matter where you go.
- I'm an old man.
  So, believe me when I say you just need to put yourself out there, in social spaces, and meet girls/boys face to face, and just be yourself. Don't put on a false face, a "front." Just be you.
  It helps to go to places, or events, that coincide with your personality type.
  Don't give up, don't take every rejection as a death sentence.
  You can do this.
- Just tell them that they're acting like assholes and they'll soon stop bothering you
- Any correlation with the people's socioeconomic background?

I'll take "shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned" for 50 points

buzzer goes off

I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.

Banned from 4chan for underage shit? I can’t imagine this would be the thing they finally crack down on
You need to take your dumb ass outside and touch something that isn't a fucking waifu pillow. You chose to read a gt and then call it fake and gay.
That's like complaining that popcorn is salty. Might be the dumbest shit I've read all week.
- You aren't doing green text right if you don't call everything fake and gay, even if it's true and straight
- funny you mentioned being salty. Am I complaining or simply making observational humor? Why don't you follow your own advice, socialize some, learn social cues and keep this grown man on body pillow fantasy to yourself. Go choke on a dick
These kind of conversations absolutely happened when I was working with college aged people at retail jobs and shit like that. Might as well have been at a high school
I don't get how gay/homosexual being bad is ok as long as it's a 4chan post.
- it's not ok please call the police
Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?
And that they'd be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?
Rubbish and poppycock!
I don't really care much for the fake/gay comments, but I just love the creativity on this one

"BEinG a ManIpUlaTive CuNT hAs iT's MomEnTs"

Hasn't ever manipulated a cunt.

Something vaguely similar but kinda inverted, happened when I was in middle school.

An office assistant, like a TA, but for the main office, was dispatched to deliver a packet of course work papers to the class I was in.

The main office had the main, commercial grade printer in it, and this would have been like... 2004 ish? Computers were basically only in the computer lab, more primitive tech setup.

So anyway, the OA shows up and delivers the coursework to the teacher... and is confused by the complete silence in the room, the lack of anyone doing anything.

He remarked '... Did somebody die or something? Jeez' and was now met with many intense, silent stares... he quickly exited.

Completely unbeknownst to the OA... about 15 minutes prior, our teacher had just recieved an email, took aside one student, talked to him for a few minutes. That student then quickly talked with his friends for about a minute, eyes tearing up, getting several hugs, and then presumably left to the school counselor office.

His one or two grade older sister had just suffered a complete cardiac arrest in PE, out on the track, about 30-45 minutes prior to the email... and died.

Oh jesus

NGL, this greentext actually made me smile cause I'm a terrible person. Likely not real, but real talk, I love to bring a room to a very dark place as a joke with my friends, though, especially since I deal with a lot of scary topics in psych and politics and usually use it as a way to bring to real topics. Weirdly gets people to open up about their real traumas too, for some reason.

Plus it's friends, so you know, very different context lol

Humans are highly social creatures, we desire social harmony over almost anything else.
unfortunately, yes

tbf, next time the guy tries to make fun of someone for being a virgin he'll think twice about it because of that interaction, and who knows maybe that will spare a person who actually went though something like that from having to feel awful
in this situation, despite being in poor taste, the lie could've actually done some good in the long run

I guess the guy who made fun of him that way is the greater cunt of those two. Such a behaviour shouldn't occur in the first place.

The truth sets you free

That last line. THAT'S the shit that should be in school logos.

Slick if true.