Make gravity your bitch

Gravity is the weakest fundamental force, yes. At least, at relatively close distances. The advantage gravity has is that it never quite goes away, no matter how far you are.

I mean yeah but also you reverse that square enough and it's effectively zero
- But never actually zero, unlike those other quitter "forces"
Electromagnetic doesn't go away either. It's that damn negavite charge neutralizing the stuff.
Sounds like a stalker.

Gravity’s so powerful, it’s letting you win this round just to remind you who’s really in charge when you drop your phone

Say that to gravity when you start even 5m above the ground.

Gravity ain't shit. It's not the falling that kills you, it's the impact at the bottom. Which are electromagnetic forces.
- Well the electromagnetic forces in your bones are no match for the accumulated energy of a few seconds of gravity.

Yeah, go ahead, how long can you keep it up? The earth can wait longer than you.

Now keep this hand raised for an hour. Who's the bitch now ?

Weak you say?... See those merging black holes? Proceeds to casually dissapear 3 solar masses in less than a second... Yeah.

- But that will never happen, because electromagnetic forces haven't learned the power of friendship and co-operation. Gravity always works together, but the other fickle fundamental forces just can't decide if they are pushing or pulling or whatever.

I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.

If your dick overcomes the gravitational pull of the entire planet for more than four hours, seek medical attention
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Referring to your girlfriend that way is not very nice.
Your dick also overcame the gravitational pull of all other dicks.

You didn’t overcome it, you spend some energy that the earth will eventually get back.

Unless you leave earth, gravity will eventually win.

The house always wins.
They are launching objects to space accidentally, doing it intentionally cant be that hard
- Nobody trips, falls, and detonates a nuke.
Can’t even win then. Gravity isn’t just on earth. It’s a universal force.
If you're hot enough and place a mirror below you blackbody radiation should do a pretty good job at preventing that. If you're not that hot you might need extra patience and without the mirror it might not be too effective.
Now that I think about it this might be considered as parts of oneself leaving earth though.
- I know just the man for the job…

This unlocked a song that has been buried in my mind for YEARS:

Now some of you may think that gravity is strong Cuz when you fall Off your bicycle It don't take long Until you hit the earth And you say, "Dang that hurt!"

But if you think the force Is powerful You're wrong

You see, gravity It's weaker than weak!

And the reason why Is something many Scientists seek

They think about dimensions We live in just three But maybe there are others That are too small to see

It's into these dimensions that gravity extends Which makes it seem weaker here on our end

And these dimensions are rolled up, curled so tight That they don't affect you in your day-to-day life

But if you were as tiny as a graviton You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on And they'd find you...

LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone, ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions

Oh, a song from the time superstrings were still cool?
- A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions — if only we lived in one.
Wasn't this in Particle Fever? That doc is incredible.
"Gravity is weaker than weak" is such a strong line.

Did he just tough-talk the curvature of space-time?

thats just because the gravitational pull of your hand is weak shit.

Get more mass, massless nerd.

And still it is powerful enough to completely close off parts of the universe from the rest. Truly fascinating.

Back issues are Gravity's revenge.

Yeah but ain’t no motherfucker gonna soon be jumping over onto the moon with pure human leg power. Still gotta detonate a slowly exploding bomb under our asses to leave this rock-covered ball bearing.

Overcome? The hand is clearly still under the effect of gravity as it is not flowing into the space. It just decelerates a tiny bit.

True, however… as you press into this planet, this planet presses into you.

Yeah keep it up for 10 mins and we talking again.

Lifts cup of tea

PHEW I'm done for the day.

Lucky you. I struggle to fight gravity getting out of bed.
- Same same, but I want my cuppa so...

Then gravity reminds you who's boss the next time you trip over your own feet

Pathetic. I can easily overcome the gravitational pull of all the milky way just with my pinkie.

Gravity is the only fundamental force that can bend time tho

Isn't it the other way around? Mass bends spacetime and gravity is the result?

Nope. Gravity goes both ways. Actually it's the curve of space time pushing you toward another mass. And you can only overcome because your mass is puny next to the earth.