Dude really made swasticars and fascists don't even buy it because they don't roll coal.
How do I do that thing where I place money on a stock losing value? I want in on this.
Right, so NOT buying a car is illegal now.
They'll let you buy something else, but first you'll need to watch a video on the benefits of owning a Tesla, watch an ultrasound of your new baby Tesla, and complete a 72 hour waiting period with mandatory daily calls with a DOGE sponsored automotive counselor.
Guess we've figured out what the new Beast is.
“Illegally boycotting.”
Trump is hilarious. Like the government can stop me from NOT BUYING something.
Sounds like if he had it his way, we’d be forced to buy only what he declared and in the quantities the law stipulates, regardless of need or ability to pay.
Trump signs an executive order that every American must purchase a Tesla. Supreme Court rejects the order by a 5-4 vote several weeks later
it's like that time when Elon "free speech absolutist" Musk tried to sue advertisers that decided that they didn't want their ads on his Nazi filled platform
Excuse me sir, have you performed your government mandated consumption today? It looks like your spending quota is a little low, how about ordering some tasty Dominoes^TM and signing up for a subscription service or your choice? Remember what your mother taught you: "a penny saved is a penny wasted". Money atrophies if you keep it locked up, everyone knows that! You need to keep that cash aerated, circulate it!
I hate how possible this sounds. Like, alongside the other bullshit we’ve been exposed to, this nonsense sounds like it could be real.
This sounds like a great short story, or black mirror episode.
As billionaires do the exact opposite hording their money.
ie, the ultimate neoliberal wet dream. let’s hope it doesn’t come to pass.
Remember, this South African immigrant, whose father owned a slave ran
diamond(edit: emerald) mine, sued advertisers for pulling out due to his racist remarks and the racism being spewed on his platform. Choosing not to advertise on his platform was ‘collusion’ and illegal… 🤦♂️Like a planned economy?
Here it is without all the adjectives telling you what to think or how to feel:
To conservatives, Republicans [redacted]; elon musk is "putting it on the line" and the liberals are boycotting tesla (paraphrasing). [Redacted] In any event. I'm going to buy a brand new tesla tomorrow morning as a show of my confidence and support for Elon Musk [redacted]
This is the shit that really bugs me with Trump in office again. He is the leader of the executive branch and just throws out statements saying boycotting is illegal.
His words should matter and the office should matter but it’s all just reality TV horseshit.
I’m sick of it.
In a show of support for Elon Musk, a truly great
South AfricanAmerican"illegally and collusively boycott". Trump is such a turd of emotions. Just says things that feel true, and his idiot followers gobble it up. I don't think there's any case where a boycott is illegal, and colluding is just a scarier word for organizing or cooperating.
colluding is just a scarier word for organizing or cooperating.
Makes sense when you remember that he doesn't want people cooperating, that's communism /s . He wants people obeying.
I wonder whatever happened with Musk's claims that companies not advertising on Xitter was illegal collusion.
A quick Qwant search later: it seems he's expanded the suit: https://www.npr.org/2025/02/01/nx-s1-5283271/elon-musk-lawsuit-advertisers-boycott-new
Unfortunately, his abuse has already SLAPPed down the original group behind the assessment that led to the boycott, but now that the world's bestest genius evar has decided to also take on (check article) Lego, Nestlé, Tyson Foods, Abbott Laboratories, Colgate-Palmolive, Pinterest and Shell International?
Hopefully, he's bitten off more than he can chew.
I don’t think there’s any case where a boycott is illegal,
The USA has made boycotting the zionist entity illegal, many states require businesses to sign pledges not to boycott as conditions to getting contracts. So much for that "freedum of speech".
"A turd of emotions" is such a keeper.
In this case, it’s not even organizing/cooperating/colliding. Multiple people are reaching the same sensible conclusion simultaneously and acting accordingly.
Do you bother to research anything before running your mouth? You’re literally on a community about boycotts
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/6940
That was an extremely aggressive response. Did you consider, "Hey, you don't seem to know this, but check out this [source]"?
There's a trope for "existing users are hostile to newcomers because the newcomers are ignorant, preventing the community from growing and undermining their goals", but I'm not sure the name of it. Might be a variation of "For me it was tuesday"
That bill was introduced, the tracker on that website never states it became a law.
colluding is just a scarier word for organizing or cooperating
Colluding is a bad kind of organizing and cooperating,like gangs, conspiracies, and oligarchies.
TIL it's illegal to not buy a Tesla.
Believe it or not, straight to jail
Come an’ get me, copper!
I am sure the republican "silent majority" will save tesla!
Guarantee that Trump did not drop even $40k of his "billions" to help save Tesla.
Tesla being down 30% since last month. Keep it up!
No-no-no. Keep it down. Even "downer" :)
Bigly down
I wonder how his "rolling coal" idiot followers are going to love getting a tesla to pwn the libs.
Implies they're capable of independent thought whilst wacking off to their king's every word.
They'll just fall in line with the narrative.
It is working. Keep boycotting US everyone!
(Americans we still love most of you as individuals, its just .. the threats and backstabbing by your leader is a bit much)
Totally understand. Keep the boycotts running. We'll keep doing what we can from here. This isn't just about the US, it never was. Until we bury ALL the fascists, it's gonna be a little hectic around this 3rd stone from the Sun. Stay strong, perseverance furthers.
The people of this earth have always been friendly neighbors, not counting the consequences of authoritarian propaganda.
Those who struggle for power have always created enemies out of nothing just for their own gain.
Americans are with you, friend!
Please do, I'm no fan of the bullshit going on in this country.
Absolutely keep it up! It’s the only language the ‘leaders’ here recognize. Money.
Of course, the guy knows the word "collusively":
secretly acting together for a fraudulent or illegal purpose
It's like the word was made for him...
I hope he drives it and the brakes fail as the steering wheel falls off.
It would be a truly funny timeline if the self driving managed to kill both Trump and Musk
Imagine Musk driving Trump around (because Trump can't drive) in a cybertruck, it catches on fire and they can't get out.
Just imagine...
Shades of Segway. One can dream.
Arent presidents forbidden from driving? Also, i doubt the coward would go anywhere without the super armored president car...
-Be Trump, a closeted environmentalist
-Hire on Musk for your cabinet
-Have him say extremely controversial and offensive things
-Rally conservatives to his defense to sell more EVs and save the planet
It's almost TOO obvious people
Not buying something from a specific brand is illegal according to Trump.
May it explode, taking out the entire cabal with it.
Someone needs to boycott him from life
If you want to help Tesla maybe don’t make steel more expensive. The thing that his stupid dork car is made out of.
Thoughts and prayers.
Presidents (present nor former) are not allowed to drive vehicles.
Could it be? Are we about to see US democracy absolutely debased beyond recovery with the introduction of Whitehouse Sweepstakes.
ENTER NOW TO WIN A TESLA. SIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT AND HIS FIRST LADY, MUSK.
Well, let's see MAGA put their money where their mouth is and accidentally help us transition away from oil.
This is a win win. Maybe we will get some more charging infrastructure.
And let's not kid ourselves, even if tesla becomes a burning crater in the ground, that will not be enough to get rid of Elmo.
So much for the free market, right? Jeez, this guy is unhinged
