Lolita is shit Nabokov can’t write for shit the whole thing is terrible and I don’t understand why it’s considered such a good book.
Orange or pink for nervous swimmers, blue or white for stealth bastards
Haha that’s fair I realised afterwards that you probably weren’t talking about English football, but the concept I guess is the same - to waste time in a match where they’re ahead and only a few moments of the game remains, a football player might dribble the ball slowly and without a sense of purpose into the corner of the field. There is a flag in each corner of the pitch, marking the point where a corner kick can be taken. Are you American, by chance?
Literally just take it to the corner flag and turn around
Rowling should have stopped saying things in like 2005 tbh
Yeah looks like a shill to me good spot 👍
That one is alright tho, according to the manual
So clearly that’s Adam driver on the left, but who’s that with the long face on the right there ?
Why is so much of the internet terrible now fml
Well that’s fucking inexcusable isn’t it holy shit. Glad everyone was alright! Looks like a near miss for the ol’ house there bud
Meow am cat gib food pls x
Yo what the fuck how did they end up doing that?!
Can’t go for short walk across the agora these days without ol’ big-ears waxing lyrical about his ‘method’
just came across this really cool photo of a barn owl being errrrrr run off this little guy's property?! what an absolute chad who has absolutely no idea how big he is :>
check out the link - there are some other photos from the same set:
https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/591235181
I do not understand. Are they planning to form a coalition?
Not bad tbh. Mobile phone cameras have come a long way, but I remain highly sceptical that they will completely replace standalone cameras, as Sony has claimed.
They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x
Bong is one of the funniest words in English and you can’t change my mind
I have seen this man before but I do not know who he is
I have seen this man in pictures before but couldn’t tell you who he is
Some memes are easy, some memes need an explanation. Fortunately this one comes with context - highly convenient. Perhaps we should be pushing for legislation to make this mandatory. Big Meme has had free reign for too long
I much prefer rounded corners. Also the big one is too big and the normal one is too small. Nice try Tim Apple. 🍏