Swasticars

Tesla Swasticars Model SS

The GPS voice is Hitler screaming and yelling directions at you in German
- Rechts. Rechts. Ganz Rechts.
The Founders Edition is a limited production run of only the first 88 units built
Edit: and it comes in 14 package variants, naturally

This looks better than the Cybertruck

I thought so too!
- It also fixes many of the issues with the cyber truck. That one has paint, it hasn't got the stupid unified headlight, which isn't legal in most parts of the world, and it's a more traditional shape which means it would be easier to manufacture.
Any other company made it... I would totally want this!
...But I will not support that fucking Nazi currently tearing down my country.
I mostly agree but this is stupid

Elon Musk isn't a Nazi, FFS.

... Nazis could make cars.

VW means people's car. Making nice cars is a socialism, apparently.
- VW means people's car.
  That’s not wrong, but Volk is more nuanced than that. Think somewhere between folk and ethnicity, so it’s still fascist.

This has layers

NGL, that AI generated cyber truck looks far better than the real deal

That is an SUV
- He would call it an XUV or something
- In most othe countries, this would be a van

Fair. I’ll stop calling Swastikars Swastikars, or was it Swasticars? I think it’s Swastikars.
Anyway, someone cooked up the word Hakencruisers and I really loved it.

Wankpanzer is pretty good too.
- Better, I'd imagine.
  "Oh, here comes a hakencruiser..."
  "A hack and what?"
  Versus "look at that fucking wankpanzer. Fucking wanker." Can't go much simpler than that.

NGL that swasticar is much better than the rest of their lineup

If it wasn't a tesla it would look great

This is the vehicle anonymous men in black suits use take you away in, like, every dystopian movie and video game ever.

Is it specifically the cybertruck people are calling swastikars, or is it all tesla cars?

All of them. The cybertruck is just the dumb swasticar.
- It's the Panzer VIII Maus of Swastikars. Except they keep making them for some reason.

There are stickers as well. Absolutely don't put them on swasticars.

Do be careful, those vehicles are covered in cameras. Arnt dystopias fun! /s
Oh man on the paint? That's just rude.
On a cyber truck or late model year...sure. But the ones that bought new before it was obvious how much of a shitheel Musk is...back when the Tesla stood apart as the electric car? Leave those guys alone. Or at least just inconvenience them by putting it on glass.

Xitler

yea that will show him for sure
- The point of this post is that this shit bothers him. Read the room, of stop trolling.

Who has Elon growing a toothbrush mustache on their bingo cards?

A musktache if you will.

He'll need to get hair transplants first...

The Nazis didn't use the 'Swastika' per se, they used a specific type of swastika called the hooked cross or hakenkreuz. Calling the Nazi cross a swastika brings confusion and disrespects many cultures where the symbol has a meaning diametrically opposite to that of nazi ideology.

In english the Hakenkreuz was always called swastika. That's the common usage and calling that wrong is pretty pointless.
This really is not a "well, actually..." situation.
Indeed. Most people don't know what a real Swastika is because of Nazi fuckheads. They don't deserve to be able to continue using the term.
- So yes that is all true.
  However, the mental link of the name "Swastika" with the Nazis has had 90 years of reinforcement in popular culture.
  If you want to perpetuate a meme that annoys Elon and damages the Tesla brand (because I think they still spend $0 on marketing) then:
  "Swasticars" is a very good phrase because it's a portmanteau and everyone (in WEIRD nations) can work it out, have a little giggle, and then spread it as a meme.
  Explaining that it's technically incorrect by going "well actually... (Pushes glasses up)" is not going to help spread the meme and is just being a bit pedantic.
You make a very good point that i have not considered yet. Thank your for bringing this to attention.
I've been practicing dharmic religion for many years. Swastikas are used pretty heavily in dharmic spirituality to represent wisdom, or divinity, or the sun. I understand and have even used the symbol for its intended meaning.
The symbol the Nazis used is a swastika. It's okay and correct to call it one.

Interesting that swatsicars didn't show up in Google searches. I guess we have to keep searching Google.

Is it ok to print Swasticar stickers and stick them on Tesla's parked on the street?

Ugh.. please reconsider. Many of us bought model 3/Ys years ago because they were a viable option to ditch gas vehicles. It’s bad enough that I’m stuck with this car for a while longer, I really don’t need it getting vandalized making people think I’m a fucking fascist.
- They make bumper stickers that say "I bought this before I knew Elon was a fascist", if that helps
- Maybe you should put that on a sticker on your own car :-)
Wear a mask so Elon's spy camera network doesn't ID.
- or better yet, wear an elon musk mask while doing it

AI shit. The weapon of our enemy. We don't need it. We don't use it.

And why would you use it to make the fugly cybertruck look cooler than it actually does? In a post satirizing it? Weird approach.
- I think the point is that literally anyone and apparently even non sapient entities, can make a better vehicle than musk can.
FWIW I didn't use AI to generate the meme, I stole the meme that someone else used AI to generate.
Ai is a tool for anybody, but not anybody can use this tool efficiently yet..

The satnav keeps telling me to take the third reich...

I'm do my best to stop swatzicars. Forever.

I am mildly disappointed that we didn't go with SwastiKKKar.

You guys are just giving him ideas on how to build better a better cybertruck swastikar.

I heard Brock Turner drives one . . .

Brock Turner, the rapist?

It's so nice of elongated Muskrat and the orange Pumpkin to be the first of their kind, to publically display Swasticars in such bold fashion - in recent times

I personally prefer fash barge.

Bigot boxes

C’mon bro… you in the comments… op asked so nice bro ! Please!

Somehow this car looks like Trump

Great. That way you won't hear it, when the SS sneak up on you.

I wish the US had viable alternatives to Tesla.. Most mass market cars here barely match the tech, and still want $$$.

What are you talking about? Ford has better battery chemistry, Chevy has better interiors, Rivian makes a better truck, and those are just American brands.
- Took Ford 4 years of production to swap to heat pump, Chevy's tech is completely laughable it would be a 500% improvement if they just removed the screen, and did carplay only
There's loads of electric vehicles on the market in the US with similar tech to the Tesla. What tech do you want anyway, the most useful thing that Tesla has a reverse charging which is not at all unique.

First time I use Google in years. I'm sure they will readily suck my data, in this case my search for "Swasticars".