President Donald Trump goes off the rails when asked about California wildfires

He claimed Los Angeles limits residents to just 38 gallons of water a day, and referred to some mythical "valve" that could bring limitless water to L.A., but that officials instead diverted to the ocean.

"They have a valve, think of a sink but multiply it by many thousands of times the size of it, it's massive. And you turn it back toward Los Angeles. Why aren't they doing it? They either have a death wish, they're stupid or there's something else going on that we don't understand," Trump said.

or there's something else going on that we I don't understand," Trump said.
He was so close to realization.
I don't know if I can handle 4 more years of this.
- We will all endure.
- Block social media that centers on him or politics. Find like minded people. Do things you love.
- If it's of any comfort I'm predicting he'll die within the next 4 years. But I'm also predicting it'll only get worse with his death so maybe there's not much comfort to be had.
Just turn the giant valve?! Why didn't I think of that!
- Just use the weather control machine and make it rain duh! /$
They either have a death wish, they're stupid or there's something else
You know what they say. Everything that comes out of their mouths is either a confession or projection!
Maybe hes thinking of the fact that ~80% of California's water goes to irrigation for crops instead of to communities.
- Tbf, the crops come to our communities. We love our fresh California produce. It sparks joy.
  And the Palisades had enough water to drink and fill pools and grow landscape plants, and several people were hosing down their homes (a few died with hose in hand because the fire was way too strong for that and they should have evacuated but a lot of the rest of us made stupid decisions in the moment that just didn't turn out as deadly.) but the real problem was that wind. They couldn't do airdrops, the conflagration was too powerful. There was a problem with the hydrants, but honestly even if they'd been fully functioning it's not clear if much more could have been saved. Altadena had plenty of water too, with working hydrants, but that maelstrom of fire was just crazy, man.
Stupid does apply here, just not in the way he thinks it does. Also, who is "they"? Is he just referring to liberals?
- I hate “they”. Whenever someone at work says “they” I immediately ask “who?” and don’t get off of it until they actually name a person. Does wonders for stopping the random boogeyman.
- Also, who is "they"? Is he just referring to liberals?
  A lot of people are about to have a crash course on how fascism works...

this is America.

a zombie state that doesn't realize it's already dead.

and nobody is willing to do what must be done to stop it.

Gotta cut off the head
- The fish rots from the head. The status... is not quo.
Be the change you wanna see in the world

Can’t go off the rails if you’ve never had rails

He's done a lot of rails at least

Trump said something incredibly stupid? Wow, that is news!

President Musk*

It's disrespectful to refer to him by his subordinates.

Seriously, everyone who speaks to him should just ask about president musk. Trump will fucking stroke out.
- It's fucking wild how closely this skews with Revelation. The Beast and the Antichrist were two different people. The Beast distracted while the Antichrist ruled.

- Naw, playing it off as that fucker having a limited mental capacity takes away from the culpability of his actions. Hanlon's razor absolutely does NOT apply to global leaders: the only assumption we can make is that everything he does is calculated and the effects of which are 100% intentional.
  People with mental retardation might do something harmful because their DNA dealt them a shitty hand and their mind isn't equipped to self-correct in a socially acceptable way.
  When Trump does something harmful, it's because he wants to cause harm, cuz he's an evil sack of shit.
Do not conflate willful and spiteful ignorance with mental disability. Only one is a choice.

This is satire, right?
- Yes, it's just not that good of a satire.
Alright, then how about you go rake the leaves of the national forest and parks behind my house? You got this. Should be pretty easy from what you're saying.
The OP was hilarity, and then the idiots responding made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
What do you get out of this? Are you some kind of abused dog that accepts negative attention likes its positive attention because it's never received positive attention? Go to therapy, please, for yourself if no one else.
- Parent commenter left off the /s.
So many people can’t sense sarcasm.
Don't worry. I hear Trump is transferring funds to unimportant things like the Center for Disease Control and WIC in order to start his new Federal Forest Raking Program.