President Donald Trump went off the rails when asked about California wildfires during his first full day in office. He claims city officials are diverting "limitless" water to the ocean through a "massive valve."
Don't worry. I hear Trump is transferring funds to unimportant things like the Center for Disease Control and WIC in order to start his new Federal Forest Raking Program.
Alright, then how about you go rake the leaves of the national forest and parks behind my house? You got this. Should be pretty easy from what you're saying.
What do you get out of this? Are you some kind of abused dog that accepts negative attention likes its positive attention because it's never received positive attention? Go to therapy, please, for yourself if no one else.