Git good, son

While 100% in the don't fake it camp, please also remember us men are not mind readers and our equipment works different. Much like with cooking and cleaning, if you don't tell us what we are doing wrong or better yet show us the right way, we are going to assume we did our part cause we got the result we wanted and you didn't complain or ask for something different.

Also a woman's ability to cum varies HIGHLY from person to person.
- I'd say day to day as well, depending on many factors (stress, energy level, hormones, etc.)
  Just communicate and see what's working or not, or if anything works at all. It will make the sex better for everyone involved.
- I've noticed a pretty direct correlation with a woman's habit of masturbating and her ability to orgasm during sex. The chick I was seeing just before I went back to college, I'd believe it if you told me that I've played with her clit more than she ever has TO THIS DAY, and guess what? She never once gave me any suggestion on what she wanted me to do, I'm sure because she genuinely didn't know.
- Funnily enough, your wife said the same thing.
- Funnily enough, this is the case for men too. Hence all the "this has never happened to me before" memes on TV shows in the 90s and 00s.
Yes! Also, tell your male friends to communicate and actively ask what feels good!
Edit: Also

I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck's fault.

I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in "normal" sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn't orgasm don't take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her

I believe your comment is suffering from irregular periods.
- It might be low on iron, or overtraining
- The phone adds it auto and I never had the patience to go change it lol. My family is also very annoyed by it
Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.
- This is the way. First, second, third base and home.
  Although doesn't have to be every time. Can skip bases, go backwards, etc.
Agree. Let me add that some women don't orgasm at all or do orgasm and don't like it - yes, the world is a diverse place.
Communication is key in any relationship.

Lies there like a dead fish
Barely participates
Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
"Why are men so bad at sex?"

Mom?
- Dad?
Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.
- "move your arse.... faster..... faster.... Now put your hand on your tits...."
- Any female lucky enough to end up in bed passed out from pleasure, so can't say I've ever had this problem.
  (for the daft: obviously I'm not being serious)

Most men are a lot more receptive to input than many women give us credit for. For the mist part, men do not want to be known as a terrible lay. If your man doesn't think he needs pointers, get someone else to treat you right.

The problem is that the exceptions can actually be dangerous
Wait, we're supposed to be involving mist? Women just get more and more complicated...
- Some guys think of sex like a video game I'm sure XD

Or rather: don't fake orgasms, make sure he knows if there's something he can do better.

Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better, especially at doing the things YOU specifically like.

If he can't roll with that, though, kick his ass to the curb. Maybe point and laugh at his weird penis first 😛

Was with you until you thought pointing and laughing would help make someone see the light
- With you in principle and updooted you, but:
  That one was A) a joke and B) a joke about shaming those unwilling to learn for not being willing to learn. Not about shaming them into being better in any way. What do you think I am, a Catholic parent?
Constrictive criticism
Freudian slip? But hey if that's what you're into then good for you 😉
Otherwise? Yeah, come on, don't settle for shit sex, if you can teach your partner to be better then why not? Don't be too afraid to say something.
- Freudian slip? But hey if that's what you're into then good for you 😉
  Actually a happy autocomplete accident, but yeah, gonna leave it as is because you made it fun 😄
  Otherwise? Yeah, come on, don't settle for shit sex, if you can teach your partner to be better then why not? Don't be too afraid to say something.
If he can't do it, flip him over and do it yourself.
Good advice!
Also, good save on the quality shitposting by including the body shaming.
- Yeah, there was a distinct danger of being too wholesome and helpful for a shitpost community for sure! 😄
Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better

I know the tone of this is supposed to be "haha you suck" but if you fake it then you're only going to make the guy keep doing the thing that didn't work. Help them learn how to be better because they can't feel what you're feeling.

I don't like the overall message society gives that men need to be "good at sex" instead of people mutually enjoying the experience.
To me it's akin to someone calling you boring to talk with, while they contribute nothing to the conversation other than showing up.
they can't feel what you're feeling.
Well, the fun part is, if you're doing it right, you absolutely can... But if it's never happened before, you don't know what you're missing.
- I mean in the literal sense.

How is he supposed to get better if you don't give feedback?

Exactly. Leave a one star review for his address on Google Maps or something.
- I bet that used to be possible until they got a lot of complaints 😁
- I think nowadays they just use Facebook groups to shame men they don't like. Are We Dating the Same Guy is the usual name for them.

Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn't you?

I've heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity
- Well that's just two reasons not to date them since those guys all probably listen to Tate.
- Not just men, I’m a lesbian and I’ve experienced this with women too. Some people are really sensitive to constructive criticism especially during intimacy.
- This happens when providing suggestions to anyone about anything when you're dealing with an insecure person.

Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.

Not everyone has the patience for that
Edit: this reaction has me weak as hell 😂🤣
- If you aren't willing to learn and grow with your partner you should stick to masturbating
- Oh and that is fine but then you have to ask yourself if you want to have a partnership with bad sex. If not, break up, or "teach" by communicating what you want, what is good and what is bad. There is no alternative, accept bad sex, break up, teach.
  (Technically, you could let them have sex outside of the partnership to study, but... Well, not my cup of tea)
- Skill issue
Right? My immediate thought was just that is is awful communication and everyone would have a better time if they just said something in either scenario

Good, fuck her. Or not fuck her in this case. I've dated two or three guys that had honesty issues, and the relationship crumbled very quickly after I figured it out. Without trust there's no respect, no cooperation, no kindness.

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Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance

Dominance? I'd be ready for three more rounds immediately.
Please don't pee on your partner without consent.
- This is America and in free to pee on whoever I want to! /s

I'm lucky my wife orgasms easily from PIV makes me feel like a champ but really it's just her body that makes it happen.

PIV (Pontoon Implantment Vehicle)

37s?
Of ploughing?
Look at this champ!

I feel badly for the lots of men that believe their life is to please women.

_this _group _includes _me

Honestly, yeah! If it's not going to happen, fine, that's life sometimes. If I'm doing something that doesn't work for you, or you want something different, how tf am I supposed to know that? I'm not psychic ffs. If you fake an orgasm, you get what you deserve.

As a chronic premature ejaculator, just get good with your tongue and pushing past the refactory period to go for round 2 (which lasts ages 👍)

Btw what is the reason the second one lasts so much longer?
- not a doctor, but its probably the change in hormones that cause the refactory period that changes the response for round 2
- Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won't give up.

Have you heard about that wild thing you can do called “communication”
- "It's ok babe, I'm good, my thighs are sore."
  "No, I'm gonna get you off tonight!"
  Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn't mean the sex was bad, it doesn't mean I wasn't satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.
Tell him it's not going to happen. It's okay if it doesn't. The important part is he tried.
- I keep a box of “You Tried!” stickers in my nightstand for this very reason
Squeezing balls make wonders or so I heard.
- As someone without balls, can you explain?
- FACT!

As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea

I am of the opinion that orgasming is one‘s responsibility. One orgasms with their partners. I see sex as a kind of shared masturbation.

That is a romantic way to say it

No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.
- She's referring to the orgasm

I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣

Well, let me practice.

Because being a jerk is more fun than sex?

It's a shitpost youre not allowed to bring logic into this
- I didn't even read the community title. Sorry. My mistake.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I read this as a woman's response to Republicans.

Imagine not being able to make a woman organism.

It’s like a Dark Souls SL 1 run for incel chuds irl.

Tbf most men don't have that much input in the process of making woman organisms. They're just expected to buy pickles and ice cream from time to time.

Can't fuck? More like don't.

Lmao

Hell yea, and when she STANK gift her some summers eve.

Let her know that shit stale.

Edit; (Summers eve is a feminine hygiene product aka a douche)

Summers eve™, eradicating stank for 80+ years!