My condolences
My condolences
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Imagine having a nice, relaxing work poo and suddenly the next stall is full of fish mourners
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We, a developer team, had a fish at work. Being developers it was a Beta fish. And, of course, we named it Masta.
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Kinda in the same vein: I was taking an emergency dump at a Walmart. There was a person in the stall next to me taking a dump as well.
Some time passes and a Walmart employee knocks and says "maintenance, any one in here?" And before I can respond the guy next to me let's out a massive loud as hell fart and the walmart employee without missing a beat says "take your time".
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Clean up in isle 3
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And 2, and 4...
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So like okay, so OK, so OK, like so, OK, so Okay, like Ok, so????
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If I was in the next stall I would have started singing Hallelujah
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Was it a skibidi toilet?
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I’ve heard there was a secret chord
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🫧Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub🫧
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Who does number 2 work for?
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Yo that movie is 25 years old!
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No way, that movie came out when I was in middle school so its only... been...
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How did it happen that many people (Americans???) flush fish down the toilet?
Just bury it, like you would any other dead pet.
I used to bury my pets until my family got mad
You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.
It's time to flush my 5-ton (11.000-pound) pet elephant down the toilet 😢
Did you wait for them to die before ?
Uhh, my roommate fed his dead fish to my tarantula.
The ciiiirrrrrcle of lifffffeeeee
Continuous ecosystem, why not
I don't know. I tried it with a salmon once, but I had to call the plumber.
Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.
So that’s why the chinook are struggling.
It might be a Simpsons did it thing. Then finding Nemo probably popularized it further with the "all drains lead to the ocean" scene.
It's older than the Simpsons for sure. Flushing your (mostly/presumed) dead pets down the toilet was how the urban legends of alligators in the NYC sewers came about...
Maybe it's an apartment thing?
It’s cultural but I don’t know why. Probably to avoid smells from dead fish.
Just _____ it, like you would any other dead pet.
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