Quite an unusual interior
Quite an unusual interior
2 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in Standfield Road, Dagenham, RM10 for £450,000. Marketed by Purplebricks, covering Romford
Ignoring the obvious, I was not expecting that kind of money being dropped on the interior based on the photos of the exterior.
I get a strong 'my mate's company bought too much of this for a project and asked if I wanted it for pennies on the pound so I said yeah, put it fucking everywhere' vibe
They're probably not allowed to modify the exterior at all and made the best of it for whatever reason
That's some real whiplash going from the exterior to the interior
I know right, if you could afford to do that to the interior, why on earth wouldn't you at least paint your house
It's in a shitty area. Think of the shitty exterior as camouflage. Burgler isn't going to bother with the run down shitbox house.
"I FUCKING LOVE MARBLE!!!"
And fucking hate socks apparently. Unless they're wearing the grippy kind they have in hospitals.
There's a bang of drug money off this.
I love the absolute compromise on the placement of that PS5. And each stair step has its own tiny rug?
Exactly what I came to comment on. Got a TV that's half way off the wall and a ps5 hiding on the stairs just ready to take someone out.
Can someone in the UK tell me how that home costs £450k? Is real estate that crazy over there or are they trying to recover the £300k they spent for the marble?
40 mins to central London on tube. Lots of green spaces near by. 2 solid square bedrooms, all the cosmetic crap easily stripped out. Hard standing for 2 cars, decent back garden. Semi detached.
The only reason it's not more is "it's Dagenham" and the general shabby state of the street.
This'll get snapped up by professional couple earning 160k+ combined willing to await the inevitable gentrification in 5/10 years.
That's London prices for you. That's likely the bottom end of the price scale.
Not in the UK, but I'm guessing, like real estate anywhere, high population + limited availability?
There are 9 million people living in London. 607 square miles, which means, on average, 14,827 people per square mile.
Compared to, say, San Francisco with 808,000 people in 47 square miles, 17,191 people per square mile.
Globally though, numbers like this aren't even in the top 25:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_areas_by_population_density
My "city" is embarrassed. 635,000 people in 145 square miles. 4,379 people per square mile. We're absolutely porous by comparison.
Reading that I had to check my area, and it's a whopping 1518 people in 205.11 square miles or about 7 people per square mile. You got us beat by a long shot.
This is one of the areas that London expanded into, it was in Essex until to 60s. It's not desirable.
That first photo - I though I was looking at a scrap heap that had already been gutted, covered in mould and rubbish and ripped up wall paper, before I realised that was just the tilling.. 🤯
The bedrooms don't look too offensive, but the rest is just so overwhelming and off putting.. Those stairs! I wish them luck lol
E: The more I think about it, the more I'm wondering if Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen did a revenge edition of Changing Rooms in there 😂(not just the look, but also the idea that it's all just cheap mdf painted to look like marble, rather than actual marble)
That price is obscene. That would be £100-150K where I live. It's this some southern thing?
Inside the M25? It's almost shocking that it isn't double the price (not justifying this in any way, just making a point of how obscene housing prices have become, especially in greater London)
probably. according to zoopla it went for 365k in 2021. changing hands for this silly money is especially obscene since it would have previously been sold for a pittance under the right to buy
I would say it's largely a problem of big cities being where everything has centralized these days, and said cities failing to provide enough housing and/or sufficiently good transportation in and out of the city.
Britain and basically all countries need to stop spending money on useless roads that get backed up with traffic when 4 people want to use them at the same time, and instead invest the money in railways. London is so stupidly huge and important that the metro network should be like twice as large, and it should also have a network of express metro lines extending even further from the city as well as proper high speed rail connecting all the way to Glasgow.
Jesus, that's insane. Tbh, that's the kinda house I'd want: unassuming on the outside, extravagant and surreal on the inside.
They got the New Jersey package from their contractor
Little Italy
Veiny
Obviously they skimped out, what with the lack of marble in the bedrooms
Before seeing this I had no idea what it meant to have a tasteful home and now I know what it means to have a tasteless home.
There's so many things stuffed into this house that nothing has any flavor. I'm sure this will be useful information
Looks like early 90s raytrace renders inside.
The bathroom looks like it's 1 meter wide and no more.
I've never seen a sink behind the toilet before. It does make a nice little shelf for your comic books and chocolate milk though.
I thought that was a weird toilet top and didn't even realize that it was a sink. I'm laughing at the thought of trying to use it.
I don't normally get claustrophobic, but if I had to sit on that toilet...
You can press your arms against the opposing walls for added pressure 🫷😠🫸
With the wall style, it also feels like you're crammed between two stone blocks too.
Stunning? Like in, a taser stunning they mean?
Oh my gaudy
Wonder if they like dags.
Maybe, but they definitely like drugs
Am I weird, or it doesn't look bad?
I'm sliding around just looking at it
Swingers
Does have a fuck-house wibe.
Lots of parking too
Is that... a napkin dispenser built into the stair wall?
Those UK row houses with their claustrophobic rooms and tiny fenced in backyards are so sad.
It's to remind you that you're poor
If you can afford a £450k house you're not that poor.
I bet that’s all vinyl wrap.
