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Them, "Why are you like this?", Me:
  • I mean maybe? But based on the very minimal information available, what it sounds like they've done is derive pleasure from activities that are only self serving (again, no negative sentiment intended. Life is short, do what you want) so maybe helping others is the new frontier?

    Or they could be deeply depressed. Either or both is possible.

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  • I believe there's still a system of tubes somewhere

  • Them, "Why are you like this?", Me:
  • Shit man, that's bleak.

    Were most of your pursuits for your own enjoyment? Nothing wrong with that at all. But maybe that's the next thing- doing stuff for community/others. That seems a bottomless well of satisfaction.

  • Soup
  • I fucking love his little face and resting arms

  • Deuces
  • You need to watch black adder

  • English Ivy
  • Playing whack a mole with my neighbours ivy. Keeps popping up on my side of the fence. Fuck whoever brought it to Australia.

  • This might also apply to conferences.
  • Back for me because I have a pretty disgusted, annoyed resting face. If I sit too close I'm focusing too much on keeping a pleasant listening face that I don't pay enough attention to the material and give myself a tension headache.

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  • Oh mine got the memo. They lay peacefully, horizontally in my jaw, like little Saddam Husseins until they decided they wanted to visit other parts of my jaw and make friends along the way.

  • Stay in Australia, mein lieber Freund!
  • That sounds cockney, not Australian

  • Pancake rolls
  • Want

  • The PTSD gets triggered when I hear the ring...
  • I do a fair bit of freelance and also access a lot of client networks remotely or using their hardware. I have my own licence for ms365 as well on my own hardware.

    Teams just doesn't know what the fuck it's doing. It holds on to old accounts from years ago but doesn't recall my own, active account. It behaves in the app sometimes but a lot of the time the browser option is the only viable way. It can't work out that I have a webcam most of the time.

    Almost all meetings I have begin with me being 2-3 minutes late and messaging them that teams is being a fuck. And they all laugh knowingly, because everyone literally expects it.

    It is the buggiest most unpredictable piece of shit that I have to use almost daily, and almost exclusively with government clients who often have their own weird on prem custom version. I hate it with every atom in my body.

  • Sometimes the grass is greener
  • 50% paper 🤣 I understand this. My body is a desert.

  • Barely holding everything together
  • No I saw a documentary and they fly at you like torpedoes

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  • This sounds incredible, thank you for posting. But now I'm left with wondering which edition I should try and get...

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  • Cute pasta.

    But it was a familiar meme template that I was happy enough to open in any setting; wasn't expecting to be looking at tits.

  • Public servants - any super suggestions?

    Asking here, as, let's face it, this would make up a large portion of those who subscribed here.

    I'm ex APS and my super offering when I joined was public sector superannuation accumulation plan (PSSap). - edited due to doing the unsavoury assumption that people know the APS-centric initialism, but figured only pubes would answer

    The returns are shit, and the fees are high. I don't have consistent income these days but I do contribute to my super as much as I can. But it's pretty dispiriting to see what I do add getting chewed up by fees.

    Any recommendations for a move? Bonus points for ethical investments.

    I've tried my hand at researching better options but my brain and numbers aren't friends and I end up getting frustrated and not getting very far.

    Should add, I'm in my late 30s so retirement is a fair way off.

    I welcome any recommendations or must-avoids.

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    Lenny Rush on Taskmaster

    I just watched the 2024 NY treat taskmaster episode.

    Lenny Rush was a contestant aged 14; Lenny has dwarfism.

    I'm a huge fan of this show and when I realised they had a child contestant (for the first time) with a physical disadvantage (they do have older contestants but that's always played for laughs), I wondered how they'd play it.

    Spoilers from here on if you'd prefer not to know the result (not that that's what the show is about).

    They didn't pander to his age. The tasks were as complicated as usual and the humour was the same.

    They stuck to tasks where his height and mobility wouldn't be a disadvantage, and in the final task that usually would have all the contestants on stage, they swapped it so Greg and Alex did all the physical activity.

    Lenny won, but completely on merit.

    It was such a great example of how small adjustments can be made to include a person who is a genuinely great comic (I can't wait to see how his career develops) irrespective of his physical limitations.

    I'm just chuffed that a TV show I loved, didn't pander and didn't discriminate. I laughed just as much and enjoyed the show just as much. No one I know watches this show, so that's why I'm sharing this here.

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    Glide failed to grab this image

    I think that's what it says but that's the error I'd say I get about 40% of the time when trying to view image posts. Is this a sync thing or something else?

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    <p>ChatGP can write knitting patterns</p>

    Maybe I'm the only one who didn't know this, but it only just occurred to me to try - and it worked!

    I gave it needle size, ply and the garment size I wanted - as well as asking for Australian sizing and instructions (so you'll need to change that for whatever you're used to) and from what I could see it was pretty good. Haven't actually tried it but I may for a small project and see how it goes.

    Edit to say that I'm very aware of chatgpts limits (I work in a field where it's being abused) but thought it was an interesting idea. Simplicity would be key. I'd consider myself a beginner this might be a good way of creating small simple projects. Or nonsense! I have bags of cheap wool that I got through my local buy nothing group so I'm always up for a bit of experimentation.

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    Help me stop accidentally hurting my dog

    I wear UGG boots in winter because it's fucking cold.

    I also wrap myself in a blanket on the couch, and have a lovely area rug so I don't have to walk on a cold floor. All these things are necessary to survive the winter; my house isn't well insulated.

    The problem with all this, is that I build up a static charge. So when I go to pat my beautiful sweetheart of a dog, I zap him. It's audible and I'm sure, quite unpleasant. Often on the head. He obviously doesn't like that, I think he's taking it personally, and I feel awful. It completely cancels out the affection I'm trying to show him.

    So the question for the Lemmy community is:

    How do I discharge the static before I pat my dog? I have started shocking my partner (which he doesn't like, but accepts over the alternative), before patting my dog. But as he's out tonight, I have no human vessel to offer as tribute?

    What can I touch in my house before patting my dog so that he doesn't receive a shock?

    Edit: standard Australian house and furniture

    Another edit: I'm all the sheets to the wind so the engineering advice is not sinking in. But I'm loving the immediate response that I'd never have gotten on Deaddit.

    Again: I can't stop giggling at how helpful everyone is being and how short m, drunk and silly I am, in a house with apparently no metal

    And again: I should probably take me and my baby to bed now, but a big thank you to everyone who replied. You've all been lovely. Lemmy is really a different space to ask these questions! I'll be trying out many of your suggestions over the weekend; big thanks from me and my boy x

    Final: thanks to everyone who responded. I did try the kitchen tap again last night and this time it worked! Mustn't have built up enough charge when I tried the night I posted. I will still primarily zap my partner's leg as it's usually closer and doing it makes me laugh. It's important he understands where he fits in the household hierarchy as well. I also learnt that American houses are very different (screws and radiators everywhere!) so that was interesting too.

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    Can we have a daily chat thread?

    The Melbourne and Brisbane ones I've snooped in are great. Looks like a bot just posts one daily.

    There's some very specific, niche convos going on and then some general 'I've walked the dog and done a load of laundry - what's everyone else up to?' comments and it's all quite fluid and friendly.

    Might be a way of livening this place up?

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    I'm still in bed (I know) drinking coffee and scrolling lemmy. I can't see my dog but from the noises I can hear, he's almost certainly upside down in his bed and wriggling in the sun. I'll get up soon to make him breakfast (our house is on a different timeline when I'm not working) and then I think a walk in this sunshine is in order. Storms tonight and winter temps tomorrow, so if you can make use of 24 degrees, I suggest you do it!!

    I'm going to go out to Crazy Janes in a week or so - does anyone know if it's like the one in Bowral?

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    Recommendations re writing tablets e.g. reMarkable

    I want to get back into creative writing, and for work I prefer to take handwritten notes (I have my own weird shorthand and it helps with retention). I'd also like the ability to write at night and not disturb my partner.

    I don't want to go near iOS and the tablet would be primarily used for writing purposes.

    Any recommendations or 'what to avoid's?

    Sorry if wrong community, I couldn't find another relevant

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    Looking for tech news alternative to LinkedIn

    I'm looking for recommendations for app based/nice mobile friendly sites (free ideally, but I'd consider subscription) that can help me keep across news in the tech/UX/design space.

    I'm somewhat reliant on my LinkedIn (which is such a toilet and usually just ends up annoying me) for news/emerging issues etc that affect my industry - the main reason being I can scroll through and open things of interest.

    I've subscribed to newsletters/bookmarked sites but I just never seem to get round to reading them. Countless emails just stack up sitting unread.

    My theory is if it's something I can just look through on my phone when I'd otherwise be doomscrolling, that I'll be more likely to read things.

    My work is in the content strategy/design space and I'm in Australia - so bonus points if it has relevance to me in that way. Thanks all!

    Edit to add - I used to use Twitter too, but you know... Just no.

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    Xmas in July event in Parkes

    Anyone else here go?

    I thought it was brilliant, I went yesterday and today. Brought the dog too and he thoroughly enjoyed meeting the other furry friends. Weather really turned out too.

    Saturday I had mulled wine, lobster roll, donut balls and Belgian hot chocolate. Today was paella, mussels, French Cob loaf and caramel waffles. Oh and more mulled wine.

    Great event and I'm glad Canberra turned out to support it.

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    it's quiet in here

    Not surprising I suppose, but I was hoping a few more people would come over from Reddit.

    I'm not too upset about this though. Less content means I'm not doom scrolling. No longer on Twitter, no longer on Reddit. More hours in the day off a screen.

    Might head out to the Xmas in July event. I was there yesterday but only noticed the paella as I was leaving.

    Is this just a mindless stream of consciousness? Maybe. But we've got to post and interact here if we want to build traction.

    Hope you all have a lovely sunny day.

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    boogetyboo boogetyboo @aussie.zone
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