They have the whole world at their fingertips...

Who are they?

Be thankful you don't know.
If you're really curious, Ben Shaprio or the dude in the left picture, Tim Pool is the dude in the right picture, they're right wing talking heads.
Google lens identifies the guy on the left as Inchie Incelitis and the right is Eugene Eunich.
They're #maga, so not important.
I think the one in the hat is The Edge (the guitarist in U2), so I assume the other one is Bono?
- I'm pretty sure it's Bozo.
- I'd love to go back in time and tell my '80s teenaged self that Bono and The Edge will become tax-dodging cunts who produce a failed Spiderman musical (probably as a tax dodge) and are resident performers in Las Vegas a la Elvis. He wouldn't believe me, although he would probably at least accept that they're long past making good music by 2024.
Clown on the left is Ben Shapiro, conservative Jewish commentator. Fun facts: he's estranged cousins with Mara Wilson (aka Matilda) and, among other things, believes despite being married that vaginal lubrication is fake news. No idea who the clown on the right is.
- I feel like if you're a straight guy, and you claim women don't have vaginal lube, it's like admitting you not only have NEVER made a woman horny, but also you repulse them so much that they dry up.
  So that checks out, coming from him.
- Be so thankful for that last part
Conservative demagogues
Here's a Some More News video about the guy on the right
Here's one of many Some More News videos about the guy on the left

Remember, the beanie is to keep his privacy. Not, because he's insecure about being bald.
- The thing that cracks me is that these right wing men always pose to look as tough as possible but ending looking like kinda clowns.
- he does realize his face is showing right.
- I guess that's the IQ test you have to fail if you're going to listen to him.

Solid use of 'Chode'. Glad that's coming back around.

I was called weird a lot growing up.

But I didn't look this weird, and I didn't act that weird. I imagine hearing the word used against me would still feel pretty bad though.

Sheprio seems to me like the type of guy to get angry while cooking breakfast.

"Honey, I burnt the water!'

YouTube Recommended For You

Every fucking time. Watch 10 videos on guitar technique? Here is some Shapiro! Oh wow, we see you are looking at shading techniques. Clearly you want to see Shapiro! What’s this? Painting tips for a room? Have some Shapiro!
Fuck you, YouTube. Ain’t nobody got time for dat.
- Wild. I watch a good amount of YouTube, but I've never been recommended Shapiro that I recall. I did get recommended his sister's channel at one point, which was embarrassingly cringe. And I'm not even sure who the guy on the right is

Me, spending every day watching chode Hasan: 👀👀👀

Remember when Hasan said that Russia would never invade Ukraine because it would be completely stupid, and that it was all the West fear mongering literally the week before Russia invaded?
And then immediately after he invaded it was all "of course they invaded, it was inevitable thanks to NATO and it's the US's fault." Lol
- I remember the first part, I don’t remember the second. In fact, I’m pretty sure he’s never said what you’re implying he has in the second part.
  You been watching the child porn defender or something?
I only heard of hasan through my brother but yesterday I watched a bunch of his debate's. Hasan rocks.
- Shoutout to your brother doing praxis

Tim Poole is the dumbest man alive.

I have no idea who these two men are other than reading that the guy (on the left?) is Shapiro and Behind the bastards did a good job informing me what a tool he is.

The guy on the right is like shapiro light.

Shapiro probably would have a few dead bodies in his basement if not for having whatever it is he does. He just looks rapey. Like a school shooter that got away and became an adult. He once said 'I am what liberals fear most. A young conservative.' the only people who are ever afraid of this dweeb are people he should not legally be around.

Dont know who the other guy is. looks dumb, has the same lightless eyes as Shapiro. Looks like someone who will one day accidently shoot themselves.

They look like they have terabytes of...... Things.

What did a chode ever do to you?!!

I honestly have no idea how to reply to this.
Sir this is a Wendy's?
Reddit is still there, mate.