I like making Americans big mad.

TEXAS IS TITS!!

TEXTITS!

TITSAS!!!!
Hnnng... Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~
Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.
Maybe I'm getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.
~~Pee~~ Political power is stored in the balls.

Y'know, because Ottawa is roughly there and the populated bit is a penis.

So it's blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I'm interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I'm cool with being Canada's shorts if y'all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!

Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.
- I enjoyed living in Florida, and I'm moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America's dong.
- While Sweden is Europe's. But don't worry, size is not all that matters.
- yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.
Omg I'll move to Japan first.
That’s because of all the snowbirds

The backside of Arizona looks similar
That was my thought, too.

Alternately, I'd consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.
The land may belong to the US, but Florida is filled with Canadians. Mostly old white Canadians who lean hard right.

Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.

I'm mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. 🤮

Cover that shit up.
- Tell me that you wouldn’t think Floridians would do that
no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.

I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks

The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
- Nooooo.
  
  This is the worst possible outcome.
You ever been to Dartmouth?
Or America is such a shit show even your shorts are fucked

Took exactly 11 minutes from posting for an American to be like "no u". Absolutely no sense of humour.
- Plays into the joke
  
  Accused of no sense of humor
  
  This is why Quebec keeps trying to leave you.
- I was just going along with the joke lol it's just a meme dude, calm down
- Lol and the title of your post implies Americans get "big mad" about this silliness. Looks like a pretty sad attempt at rage-baiting and then not understanding when it didn't work
- swag hat
  
  -parent commenter
Make Canada hat again.
Yes, that is what this was a spin on.

Hey, as gently as this can be: maybe it's time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.

REAL countries wear diapers.

Pretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.

In our defense:

*gestures at the general state of our country*

Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.

I’d worry about all the Florida hate in this thread, but the few Floridans young enough to be on the internet can’t read anyway.

90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America's hat makes moree sense in that respect.

But Florida is clearly a cock, so... I'm into it.

Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.

Jokes aside, we do know, if you're not from here. Our whole national identity revolves around the resulting inferiority complex, lol.
- Canada is beautiful frankly, and it has some great cities.

I've always referred to florida as America's wang, but it's clearly Canada's

If big mad means "leaves 'em grinnin'" then mission accomplished.

Thanks!

I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.

Floridick

Bruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.

Our sad, scrofulous wang...
- Just learned a new word! Gonna find new and exciting ways to use it.
  
  "This lasagna is perfectly scrofulous, darling"